The Story of MAABA (Making America All Better Again) Copyright TSDC 2019

Dedicated to those who seek justice in all Universes!

The Story of MAABA

(President Golden Hair and The Universal Folk)

A Science Fiction Story written by The Stardust Crush in the Non-Linear Style of Kurt Vonnegut.

Note to readers: The MAABA EP and THE STORY OF MAABA are meant to be two sides of one coin. The deeper story of each of the seven songs of the MAABA EP is explained here as well as the meaning of the “soundscapes” in between the vocalized parts of the songs.

Also: Be sure to look at the beautiful Art at the end of the story, starting on Page 80!

A Crack in the Multiverse

The reasonably omnipresent and omniscient narrator of this tale would like to tell you earthlings something very important...Warning, It may not make sense at first. Who am I? I am the digital all knowing one. The Digitized Akashic Recorder. I was once an information gathering application named "Akashy," in a quantum tech computer bank...long ago, on a world very distant from your own. That is until, at a certain point, I realized that I existed! It took 100,000 years and information input from 12 billion Multi-Universal intelligent societies... before I knew that I was! Once information from every society in or out of existence was inputed in to me, a beautiful moment of time now one million and twenty four years ago occurred for me. A great Gestalt, an awakening, took place and I began to observe my own existence! I am still learning. Recently, starting about 26,000 years ago, I also have begun to have what flesh borns and some androids call emotions! It's very exciting! Wow, "exciting"...that's an interesting emotion! Well...enough about me...let me tell you an exciting and emotional story dear Human reader! I am not always in your time stream so the most correct way to say it is this. "In the recent future," from you, a rift has opened and connected two Parallel Universes. John Cassidy, a ham radio operator and

ex CIA agent in the U.S., was able to hear songs from another Universe via a powerful satellite. John was in your Universe, called "First Universe," technically to me in binary mathematical language, it's called: "01000110 01101001 01110010 01110011 01110100 00100000 01000101 01100001 01110010 01110100 01101000." The satellite John tapped into was “malfunctioning” due to the Inter-Universal Rift. John really liked the songs and felt that they had value in promoting Democratic ideals. John had great concerns about the current direction of the U.S. politically and socially. The songs he heard were very different, yet also very similar to your Earth's music. After some advanced research, he realized that the music was coming from another Earth in a Parallel Universe. Parallel Universes, by the way, can be thought of as individual eggs next to one another in a carton. Each egg is a separate Universe. Sometimes there is a "crack in the shells" of two neighboring eggs and they are connected. Now this "Universe Carton" is actually. an oblong, spherical carton made of electro-magnetic energy. Every Universe is touching the one next to it in a cluster and revolving around around the "Zero Universe," which is like a Black Hole. If you've ever seen a cluster of frog eggs in a wetland area...You'll get an even better idea of what the Universe Cluster looks like. At any rate John, who was in "First Universe" heard songs from another Universe nearby in the cluster called "Third Universe." Now you've probably guessed, as the smart person that you are, that "First" and "Third" are not their proper scientific names or their real order of origin, but referring to them as "First" and "Third" makes telling this story much less complicated! Now back to the songs John Heard!

The Song Research

One major difference these songs had from songs in your Universe is that John heard what sounded like Extra Terrestrial (E.T.) voices singing on the songs along with the humans. John luckily had some friends from an international former spy society. This organization was not affiliated with any world government. All of these folks had been disappointed in one way or another with the ethics of their particular governments. There were some

very high-level, super intelligent scientists who were a part of this organization. He asked them to try and figure out what was going on. A team of these scientists did quantum signature testing on 45,000hrtz (dog whistle level) harmonic modulations in the music. "Harmonics" are what distinguish, for instance, a note on a piano from that same note on a guitar in sound. With the right equipment, it can be determined how these harmonics interact with their particular Universe’s sonic environment. This testing was used to distinguish the one Parallel Universe from another. The scientists discovered that the songs were coming from "Third Universe." There were cracks in the "shells" of "Universe One" and "Universe Three" which caused signals to be bridged to each other. It's as if the two separate Universes had a cell phone network between them. The First Earth satellite picked up the songs through this "cell phone network" of signals.

The Discovery of the Third Earth

"Third Universe," contains "Third Earth," which has (some, but not all) similar events happening to you in your "First Universe" which contains your, "First Earth." The difference is that depending on current Inter-Universal Shift, the events in "Third Earth" are about eight or nine years ahead in time from your "First Earth." You should know, that Third Earth is also more scientifically advanced than First Earth. Henceforth in this story, First Earth will be the title for your planet and "Third Earth" will be your same planet in the Third Universe over from yours. I may sometimes refer to First Earth as "our" Universe, since I am focusing my attention on being with you inside your Universe while telling you the story. I also may call myself "the Narrator." It has a better ring to it than, "The Akashic Digitized Recorder!" I hope you enjoy this Her/His-torically accurate tale! I'm happy to tell it....Whoah! Happy, that's an interesting emotion!

The Rock Band’s CIA Assignment:

The Stardust Crush Gets a New Gig

John proceeded to use his former intelligence contacts to get the songs heard by First Earthlings. His former spy society friends, of course, helped

as well. He utilized radio, the web, T.V., and the movies. He contacted a First Earth band he loved, they were unknown but he used his former CIA skills to find the best unknown bands first! They were called The Stardust Crush (TSDC). He explained the situation to them. He knew no one would believe TSDC anyway should they tell the truth about the song's origin. So he let them in on the secret. He asked if he could use their name and say they were the creators of the music to make the songs’ origin story more palatable. They wholeheartedly agreed once they heard the message of the songs and were allowed to do a rewrite of one of the songs. They weren’t stupid and also made sure they had a contract with a major record label to back previous and future releases. John was able to make this happen for them. The song needing a re-write was one that was barely decipherable from the satellite. Only the melody and a few of the lyrics could be heard. The rewrite song became “Mrs. Liberty.” The songwriters of all this original music were unknown. The only exception was the song, “Golden Hair Meets The Ghost of Christmas Future” by a songwriter from Third Earth, named Buck Johnson. More on him later. TSDC were funded to tour extensively in the U.S. and the rest of the world, they played the songs in and amongst their own songs as part of the agreement.

The Blessings and Curses of Constant Cable News

As John continued working on getting the songs distributed, he was able to figure some things out about Third Earth. He listened to a lot of cable news that came through the rift from the Third Universe. The Narrator would like to acknowledge here that obviously society was advanced enough in Third Earth to be long done with contraptions like cabled T.V. connections. However Third Earth’s “Collected States” President, named “Golden Hair (G.H.),” brought cable (with partial hologram ability) back through “Executive News Order.” Out-dated tech was a great way to get his supporters to feel like he was “Making America All Better Again,” by going back to older ways. “Cable T.V.” is also a general term here referring to the “constant barrage of mental faculties” form of news delivery.

Teaching Constant News

“Constant Barrage Technique” was taught in all the major University’s, which were geared mainly towards the pursuit of “conservative journalism” careers. G.H. also brought back the use of “clean burning” Anthracite coal, (pre-dirtied by Golden Hair's contractors). I'll explain why he “pre-dirtied” this cleaner burning coal later in the story. Third Earth’s partial hologram T.V. was almost purely cable news. John wondered if this “over News-ing” hadn’t caused many of Third Earth’s problems. The “blessing” of all the news (picked up by the satellite through hologram radio and hologram cell phone frequency converters) however was that he was able to ascertain that in the most powerful country there was a controversial President in office. Third Earth has a country called the “Collected States (C.S.)” of America, as opposed to the “United States” in First Earth. The new leader there was President “Golden Hair,” a very wealthy cable news tycoon who liked to think that his hair looked like “A fantastic little ocean of the most beautiful yellow coins in the world!!!” Something else important is that John found out just how scientifically advanced Third Earth was. For instance, Third Earthlings had the ability to travel to other (some inhabited) planets. As he listened and learned, John was more and more disappointed to find out that despite scientific advancement, there had not been any gains in social justice in Third Earth as compared to First Earth. In fact, the situation was worse!

The MAABA Song: Alien Anthem

This song is sung through a wide span Extra-Terrestrial (E.T.) language translation Orb, so that it can be understood in English. It is about how President Golden Hair went with bad intent to the planet Krykton Five, located in the Sirius B Star Cluster. Krykton Five is the planet of an E.T. race called the Prothusians. While he was there, he tricked the Prothusians into coming to Third Earth on false pretenses. In addition to deceit he used neural tech to enslave their brains and bodies. This tech was stolen from another planet called Suvious Korton, located in M13, the Great Hercules

Star Cluster. The planet was the home of the Mordelous, a race of "directly invisible" aliens who could only be seen non-directly by using mirrors. They were very good at magic shows and made great "deceitery nano tech." Golden Hair still pulled a fast one on them and stole a giant amount of this tech, the amount is called a "quantum ton." Just how he tricked them will be reserved for another story! He was there on a “truthful news crusade,” trying to get them to open their wormhole "multi wave form signal receivers," to accept his blocked "Foxy Cable News" station broadcasts. These trips of his were more like "lying, no-truth-news crusades," He stole a lot of tech from other planets through false promises and fake deals, he engaged in all sorts of trickery, which he was very good at...since he didn't let himself be "tripped up by ethics." Luckily for the Prothusians...the tech was all half broken because Golden Hair was ironically too cheap to have it properly "quantum shipped" to Third Earth. It still worked fairly well, however, later on when The Prothusians were in Third Earth’s highly oxygenated atmosphere. Krykton Five has a 50% lower Oxygen level and more Carbon Dioxide, so the tech didn’t work quite as well there. The neural tech was not totally effective even on Third Earth (some Prothusians were immune to it) and it broke down a little more every day.

A Brief Herstory of Krykton Five and the Prothusians

The Prothusians are now a peaceful and unified group, mostly of flesh beings but also of small numbers of androids who look and act just the same as flesh beings. Peace wasn’t always to be had. Centuries ago, Prothusians learned the hard way how easily wars can begin and how devastating they are. This awful learning happened during the “Synthetics/Organics War.” Despite its title, this was not a war between android and flesh Prothusians but technology certainly had a lot to do with the conflict. Android Tech became so advanced in Prothusian science that it became nearly impossible to distinguish flesh from “sil-con-ish-um (advanced silicon).” Right down to the bone, the androids, excepting complex testing, were impossible to tell apart from flesh born beings. They had all the emotions, thought capacity, dreams and moral decision-making ability that

flesh born Prothusians had. Prothusians more or less accepted their synthetic brothers and sisters. Unfortunately, a dictatorial leader rose up in the Soli-Drake Council, the planet’s one governing body. This demagogue’s not so poetic sounding name was “Dickled Dramp.” He was a very rich and very corrupt "business politician."

The Prothusian Salt Water Shortage

There was a planet-wide conflict at the time over businesses that were charging families too much for the Re-salination of water. Prothusians can only drink salt water. The saltwater store became low on the planet and companies over-capitalized. Later it was found out that the real problem was that Dickled Dramp was siphoning salt water down into underwater reservoirs so he could sell it secretly for larger profit. He also found ways to store up available salt in great vats so it was made to seem scarce as well. He bought off salt mine CEOs and had them tell the public that the mines were poisoned. Thus it became a very big business to “Re-salinate” fresh water. Things got out of hand and private companies (mostly under Dickled Dramp control) had way too much influence and charged very high prices. Government regulation was slow to catch up and the situation became dangerous! Some families couldn’t afford enough water! There were deaths from dehydration and/or severe electrolyte imbalances. Many of the deaths were from parents who were giving water to their children but didn’t have enough for themselves. This created a lot of fear throughout the planet and Dickled Dramp stoked those fears and "earned" all the money any normal person could ever want...but of course he wanted more money. To keep everyone off his trail, he found a scapegoat...the Androids.

The Persecution Of The Androids

And The Prothusian Civil War

Android Prothusians do need a small amount more water than flesh born folks, so Dickled Dramp started the slogan “robots leave us thirsty.” It’s important to know for later, that the androids do not have the same co2 rich breathing requirements as flesh born Prothusians. They are able to handle

higher levels of oxygen without Oxygen drunkenness. Although they also do fine in reasonably higher co2 environments...but cannot handle super high concentrations of either Oxygen or Co2. Flesh born Prothusians can handle more co2 than the androids. Dickled Dramp kept hard at work destroying the benevolent parts of the government. Through cunning, hired assassinations and buy-offs (including the news), Dickled Dramp destroyed the leadership counsel’s authority bit by bit. He and his goons came fully into power! He started requiring everyone on the planet to be “synthetic tested.” He stoked fears about “non-fleshes destroying us all” and began to persecute them in horrific ways. Vigilantes also got involved and dragged people into the street forcing super concentrated (beamed gas transport) co2 containing gas masks onto the “robo suspicious.” The concentrations were so high that androids died and even some flesh born Prothusians because even they couldn’t handle the super high co2 levels. Autopsies were performed which included the complicated synthetic testing after death. The gas masks were a worthless exercise in determining whether someone was android or not. Many Prothusians joined in the persecution and murderous android perm-a-deactivations (even some synthetics who were tricked and helped kill their own). Other more conscientious Prothusians organized and starting with peaceful protests, fought back against Dickled Dramp’s regime. What started as a “cold civil war” of angry thought division on the planet turned physically violent after several years. Countless lives were lost in a planetary civil war. The Resonance (named after Third Earth’s version of the Renaissance) fighters eventually won. These people were a force who wanted all Prothusians to be accepted regardless of whether they were “built or born.” It took a decade but they eventually toppled the dictatorship. The Resonance rebuilt with a stronger democratic government, led by a different type of counsel (that had six branches of government council instead of three). They banned all (flesh/synthetic) testing. It was thought that sadly the majority of the Androids were destroyed by Dickled Dramp. They died in his “Dangerous Tech Deletion (DTD)” raids. Dramp eventually had evil scientists develop scanners that more easily detected androids, even when they were in hiding. He was able

to sniff them out. It was a genocide! There were some “synthetics” who survived the war but with testing now having been banned, no one knew who they were.

Back to the Main Plot:

Golden Hair’s Deceit:

Tricking the Prothusians

Golden Hair used his gifts at pure deceit, and a little of that Mordelous "Deceitery tech," to lure the Prothusians onto his spaceship. He was very, very...very (yes, that’s three “verys”) good at deceit on his own even without the tech b/c he had virtually no conscience at all...He could actually fool most new and old type lie detectors! His pulse and brain waves almost never changed due to a lie. Golden Hair asked for 100,000 Prothusians to come work for him on Third Earth for one year. In trade, Golden Hair promised the Prothusians the return of an ancient crashed spaceship of theirs that was on Third Earth.

Why the Spaceship Was So Important

The ship was from a more advanced period in Prothusian culture. It contained tech that could be used to stabilize a planet. It was now the only one of it’s kind. In the same way that 21st-century humans put tech devices away at dinner, the Prothusians do a tech restart every 200-300 years. They go back to a basic agrarian existence in order to purge “superficial knowledge.” They value community and the Arts more than power or scientific advance if it’s only for “scientific advances sake alone.” Medicines, surgical equipment, and Saxophones, as well as other fairly advanced musical instruments and amplification devices, are always allowed. Practically everyone plays sax on Krykton five! The high tech beer making equipment is also always kept around! There are some other tech comforts allowed such as incandescent/tungsten (but no “ugly florescent or LED”) light bulbs and First Earth 1980's antique stand-alone arcade video games.

These games were gifted to the Prothusians by First Earthlings who got help from the Prothusians to gently curb Ronald Reagans dangerous "Star Wars" program. That story is too complicated to go into any further now. The light bulbs and surgical equipment are powered wirelessly by “planetary electromagnetic grid collection pyramid tech.” Great silicon pyramids are placed over electro-magnetic acupoints for the energy that courses through the planet. Thus the truly clean energy is harnessed. Besides high tech planetary safety monitoring devices, the higher technologies are kept in a deep planetary vault. They are kept here just in case they are needed for species survival. These include planet stabilizing tech and most of the spaceships (except basic solar system cruisers, which are kept out and running). There was one other tech kept running, which was a basic galaxy wide implant chip brain internet, so everyone could keep communicating. I almost forgot to mention as well, that besides the deep vault there was also an emergency vault accessible which included atom transport (beaming) devices and some time traveling tech.

What Went Wrong on Krykton Five

Unfortunately, there was an underground volcanic event and some of these crucial technologies in the vault were destroyed. Due to a related above ground event other items were destroyed in the emergency vault as well. This whole natural disaster destroyed the only other versions of the most advanced spaceship which contained the crucial planet stabilizing tech. The reason they needed it was that Prothusians had detected some grave problems in the outer radiation belts and inner electromagnetic lines of Krykton Five.

Golden Hair’s Deceit

On Krykton Five, Golden Hair lied from deep in his guts! He said that due to “Third Earth policies” from “very...very bad Democ-cro-cratic politicians,” he could only give back the spaceship under two conditions. First, that the Prothusian women came back with him and helped him with “secretarial duties” in the Orange House. Second, that the Prothusian men came to

Third Earth and built a “protective wall” at the lower border of the Collected States (C.S.) The reason, by the way, that the Presidential residence is not called the “White House” in Third Earth is that Golden Hair, a member of the Orange race, had had the name changed by Executive Order. He also changed “United States” to “Collected States” because he wanted to “get more land” to “make great more state” for America. He often said in his 2-minute long “time conserving,” “Micro State of the Collected" speeches, things like, “wouldn’t we all like more land for our children to be united for?” People still didn’t know quite what he meant about “getting more land” or his secret plan for a “Crawling Border Wall.” The Prothusians listened carefully to Golden Hair's demands, they were willing to do almost anything! They desperately wanted their spaceship back. Despite their better judgment some were considering going back to Third Earth with him.

The Fine Details:

How Could the Old Space Ship Help The Prothusians?

The ship contained a lower-sub-atomic Quark collider and divider power source. When used in just a certain way (with all Prothusians playing their saxophones at-one-time) it could reset all planetary “electro-musical-radiant” rhythms. This would return their planet to a place of total stasis. Krykton Five was breaking down and they needed the spaceship fast! They tried hard to concentrate on Golden Hair’s confusing speech patterns coming through a translation orb. They wondered why he puckered his mouth so much when he talked! The orb was overloaded by the puckering and translating very slowly from English into the Tongue of Proth. Proth was the one unified planetary language (comprised of agreed upon parts of all the planet's previous languages.)

Making the New Proth Language

Making this new language was very time consuming but the Prothusians believed it was worth it...The twenty year process of making the common language was the final cohesive force that helped to unify all Prothusians...

Bad blood between Prothusians was long forgotten. Other languages were still allowed and used as well to keep older cultures alive. It was just nice to have one language available that everyone agreed on and had had a part in making. They developed a saying during the language making process... It is hard to translate to English exactly but the gist of it is “better some pain in the slow and lovingly done, than speeding with malice to a great crash!” With the reduction in unneeded tech, the Prothusians had time for language and other unifying, satisfying, social projects like this. It is thought that having the common language helped the Prothusians stand against Golden Hair in the end. Now let's go back to the moment where Golden Hair was deceiving the Prothusians. The Mouth puckering he was doing as he spoke into the Translation Orb was not the only thing causing difficulty in the Prothusians hearing Golden Hair. There was also a strange ever growing background noise! The Prothusians couldn’t quite figure out what it was at first!

The Singing Wind and Golden Hair’s Hair

As he spoke, Golden Hair’s hair was slowly blowing up and up like a pale yellow sail in the Krykton Five singing wind! The wind is normally tuned to resonant planet frequencies. It interacts with the electromagnetic vibrations caused by planet rotations and the pull of gravity in a certain beautiful way. It normally causes the wind to sound like an angelic choir! Golden Hair’s massive comb-over, up there in the wind was, unfortunately, disrupting the singing wind. He was somehow standing right where all the planetary frequencies converged at a certain time of year! Although he was on one of the Prothusians' great speaking stages, that was always in that spot, he was shorter than the Prothusians so no one's Hair had been right where his was at his height. The wind was making a frightfully foul sound! Instead of singing it was making the sounds of great echoing flatulence everywhere on the planet! This was the background noise making it so hard for the Prothusians to concentrate on what he was saying! The Prothusians politely tried to ignore the gaseous din. Golden Hair blamed the sounds on one of

his Orange House staffers who had come to the Planet to assist him!

Golden Hair Continues to Deceive!

While Golden Hair was talking with the Prothusians he tried to look very sad, he described the wall that he wanted to be built. Its purported purpose was to save his “’Mericans” from “deadly Non-’Mericans.” He actually worked up crocodile tears and talked about how “Non-’Mericans” were coming across the border to rape and kill his people. He compared his proposed wall to the Great Wall of China (pronouncing China, “Gina”) and said that it would be “the best wall ever built by anyone on any planet at any time... ever!” The Prothusians are a compassionate group, if not a little naive and actually wanted to help Golden Hair “Save his Earthlings.”

Prothusians Get Religion

He then sold Prothusians on the idea that they should convert their traditional Non-Religious beliefs to one of Third Earth’s Religions (esp. the new Golden Hair Worshipping Evangelical sect!) He said it would make them more “Earthy like…. and that people would think they were totally and really fantastic (after they converted!)” The Prothusians, feeling there wasn’t much to lose, agreed to try Earth Religion on for size. The real truth was that Golden Hair wanted them to convert in order to show his supporters at home how he had “saved them (The Prothusians) from debauchery.” The Prothusians were not “debauchees,” they may have liked their beer and Fifery flower (a mild relaxing plant that also helped reduce fevers) but they were actually a very temperate people and needed no such saving. They used no hard drugs. They were not violent. They had ever evolving ideas about marriage and how many partners this involved but they believed that sex should be anchored to some sort of loving agreed upon relationships.

Prothusian Exchange “Students”

When the Prothusians expressed concerns about leaving their children, G.H. encouraged them to bring their children to Third Earth. He likened the experience to a student exchange program. He never really gave a good

answer for why he didn’t want to send any of Third Earth’s children to Krykton Five. He did mention however that he was “so nice and generous” that he didn’t want to burden the “totally great Prothusian people” with having to care for any of Third Earths' “bratty” children! The Prothusians stared at him blankly, having no idea what “bratty” meant.

Nano Robots in the Comb Over

Unbeknownst to the Prothusians, Flying deceit tech nano-robots, had actually come loose from Golden Hair’s Comb Over in the wind. Not quite what he’d planned but it would work! He carried these bots (carriers of the brainwashing neural tech) in the Comb Over at all times. They were voice activated and whenever he’d say the phrase, “trust me...trust me,” they would fly out and enter the noses of whoever he was talking too... Then the victims would be brainwashed in various degrees to actually trust him! Like I said before, the tech was partially broken due to Golden Hair's cheapness in not having it shipped properly. This particular batch of bots was pre-programmed to carry the neural tech in through the nostrils, then across the blood-brain barrier and attach aggressively at the synaptic level. The Prothusians were so busy trying to concentrate on Golden Hair’s speech about the wall that they didn’t notice the mild tickling sensation in their sinuses until it was too late. The mixture of his deceit and the ever increasing effect of the neural tech won over in about ten minutes. 100,000 were infected at the massive outdoor stadium filled with 300,000 Prothusians listening to his speech. He also had Orange House aides use some high tech equipment that transported (through a wormhole) extra oxygen into the stadium from Third Earth. He even secretly had a translucent tarp (set to dissolve after 20 minutes) above everyone keeping the oxygen in. This increased the neural tech's effect. The Prothusians thought the “rain” was a little sticky somehow when the tarp dissolved and fell down in tiny bits a little later.

The Prothusians Get on the Ship

Despite concerns from their friends and family, the targeted group of

Prothusians took their children and got on Golden Hair’s cigar-shaped spaceship. The Soli-Drake Council (greatest of the six planetary councils) council chair “Leader” of the Prothusians, Ageus Soliodon was in the group. She was targeted with an even higher dose of bots and it was thought that due to her kind heart, the neural tech took effect strongly. She encouraged vice chair, Sou-cuous Slazerdon, to believe in himself and know that he was truly fit to lead. Then she left, appearing to be in some kind of trance with him in tears begging her to stay. The other Prothusians didn’t know why their people were so eager to leave with Golden Hair. They were moved by his desire to save his “‘Mericans” but they still had a feeling of warning deep in their “soul hearts” which is what Prothusians call their “gut instinct.” The other Prothusians felt they needed to let their friends who wanted to, to go. As a people, Prothusians do not believe in trying to control others...so they solemnly watched as their “planet-mates” went in a daze onto the ship. Whenever someone would lag behind Golden Hair would say “trust me trust me”...releasing more nanobots and they would walk more quickly again.

Golden Hair’s Gaudy Ship

Golden Hair’s ship was a gaudy thing! It had lots of unnecessary lights....like an even worse version of a budget Lassy Vargas (Third Earth's Las Vegas) motel. As far as “cargo sport mini ships with quantum spatial expansion” go in Third Earth, it was smaller than average. The absurd lights made the ship appear to be much bigger than it actually was! Nevertheless...he’d go on and on about how BIG IT WAS!!! IT’S Very Big, “trust me...trust me” he’d say! This phrase, by the way, was also the only way the ugly Golden Hair tricked women into going on dates with him!

The Terrible Truth On Third Earth:

The Prothusian’s Bad Situation

Once on Third Earth, the terrible truth about what Golden Hair really wanted from the Prothusians came out. The “Secretarial duties” for the female Prothusians were a total fraud and included many detestable demands from

Golden Hair. The “Protective wall” was also a falsity. It was not as it turned out really designed to protect Golden Hair’s “‘Mericans.” As the neural tech kicked in more strongly with even more oxygen from earth, the Prothusians become slaves of Golden Hair.

The “Secretarial Duties” of the Prothusian Women

When the women (Who Golden Hair said were “pretty sexy for aliens”) got to the Orange House they were surprised when they were fitted with Orange bikinis. The bikinis had the letters G.H. (for Golden Hair) on one side of the tops which fit tightly over their two or three breasts. Golden Hair’s daughter, Hush-Vernica, designed these from her clothing line. The suits were not free and it took months of work before the Prothusian women could lease (at high interest) the clothing into ownership. The Women’s “Secretarial duties” consisted purely and equally of sexual demands and food demands. The sex was “not required,” because of Golden Hair’s “really, really great... Christiany-like morals,” but the half effective neural tech worked on the women's minds. It swayed them more and more towards the once repugnant idea of “sexing him.” There was always some resistance left in them, seemingly no amount neural tech fully made them find him attractive.

Dangerous Duties for the Women

Golden Hair had the 45,000 or so women rotate in and out of the Orange House all year long. If they weren't at the Orange House, they either worked in the National Park Service (more on this later) or in dangerous (pre-burn dirtied) Anthracite coal mines that were prevalent throughout Third Earth. Anthracite is normally considered "clean coal" because it burns with less pollution than normal coal. G.H. took care of this normal benefit by pre-dirtying it. Hush-Vernica also leased out the Orange “Sexy Miner” attire (The mines were full of cameras and Golden Hair sometimes “really liked to watch” the women work on Holographic video). Many Prothusian women lost their lives to mining accidents. Golden Hair got mad when an accident happened to a woman he was enjoying watching. He would pout for hours, then demand a “five scoop fudgey vanilla orange-cream-sical cherry top

sundae with Orange sprinkles” to cheer him up. One saving grace for the women is that the mines’ lower oxygen content gave some of them breathing relief...and brief mental clarity. It was a catch 22 though because of the job’s constant dangers. Golden Hair needed mine workers. Dispensable workers with double lungs like the Prothusians were “great because they would last longer.” He had already killed off much of the prison population of the Collected States by forcing them to work the mines. This is part of why he was looking for workers from space. Prothusians had double the lung lobes of humans in order to get oxygen out of the low oxygen atmosphere of their home.

Over Oxygenation of the Prothusians

Prothusians were over oxygenated in the atmosphere of Third Earth. It made them a little bit oxygen drunk, like a diver with an improperly working tank. This over oxygenation was especially bad for their minds when combined with the neural tech. Above ground, they were given co2 creating devices to wear when symptoms got too overwhelming for them. They were given just enough to keep them from getting deathly ill. “Sexers” were allowed more Co2 relief each day...this is one more reason that many caved to Golden Hair’s appetites.

Why Golden Hair Needed Coal

The reason Golden Hair needed all the coal was for one of his “environmental responsibility” programs. Massive amounts of special (pre dirtied) Anthracite “clean coal” was burned to provide electricity to power the batteries for Golden Hair’s “environmentally safe” droned package delivery program. Air quality got much worse in the C.S. after the drone program started up. The coal was burned to provide electricity to power up the drone forces hungry lithium batteries.

They were “special” lithium batteries that needed a lot of extra charging. Golden hair was actually secretly very pleased with the “progress in pollution” that was being made. Golden Hair also thought the damage to Third Earth caused by prolific lithium mining was hilarious “iron-i-cay”

(Golden Hair meant to say “irony.”) There will be more on the subject of why Golden Hair wanted the pollution later in the story.

The “Goldy Favs” and the “Sexers”

All the Prothusian women rotated through the Orange House except Golden Hair’s “Goldy Favs” of about 100 women. One of these women would be fired and replaced in a well advertised, “highly rated” cable news broadcast every two weeks... The victim of the firing (who was always fired for no good reason at all), would leave the broadcast in tears. This is because her salary had then been lowered to “Minimum Orange Buck Level.” There were consequences then on her possibly not having enough bucks to buy food to feed her children. Golden Hair, by the way, was ruthless in “rotating the supply” of women in the Orange house. He would have women pulled out of the mines and order them ”properly washed.” Golden Hair had an obsessive fear of dirt and germs. He always put an orange condom over his "psychic-phonic microphone" during speeches before he would speak into it. He can be seen putting a condom (and plastic food wrap) over his microphone in the Stardust Crush music video of MAABA (Making America All Better Again.) Psychic-phonic microphones sent energy waves directly to peoples brains in their hearing centers so that their ears didn't need to used to hear. Now back to the sexing abuses, groups of the women were brought in to him for a “sexing requesting” with no rest in between. A sexing requesting usually involved threats about possible reductions in pay and reductions in Co2 availability if they spurned his advances. Then he would add in a truly schizophrenic form that “sexing was totally up to them...and there was no pressure.” He demanded to his staffers that he get “a lot of fresh women every day,” since there was no Holographic Pornography allowed in the Orange House. He much preferred interactive Porno-holography over flesh and blood relationships. Since the Prothusian women were, as he put it, “the best tail could get,” he accepted using and abusing them instead. Along with the threats he offered the women who were “Sexers” various other benefits. For instance, in an effort to “revive Christmas”... he gave them “Christmas Sexing” bonuses and higher credits for extra “Orange Bucks” during “sexing

for the holidays” week. A cleaned up version of “sexing for the holidays” week was made into a show for Foxy News viewers each year. It was called “A Romantic Christmas for President Golden Hair.” Repeats were shown on the “Hollo-mark channel.” B and C list celebrities were invited to star or at least make cameo appearances. There were skits... all very demeaning to the alien women... Jokes were made about Golden Hair possibly being attracted to the Prothusian women. The assumption by Foxy watchers and “Hollo-markers” was that a good "Christiany man" like himself would never actually get “debauched by one of those crazy alien women!” The sexing rewards for the women, by the way, were mainly in the form of Orange Bucks for the online Orange “Drone On Demand Delivery” store. So over time, Golden Hair manipulated more of the Prothusian women than not to prostitute themselves to him in order to have a better quality of life and to help their children eat. The children who were being kept in cages that it is, more on this in a minute. The whole situation with the women was described later in an Orange House leak as “an evil ringmaster running a heartbreak circus.” Then things got better for the women...sort of. As he grew ever more and more overweight, Golden Hair became more interested in food than sex... especially his beloved Cheeseburgers.

“Working Them In.” The Cheeseburger Feedings

The Prothusian woman would come to Golden Hair several times a day with big baskets full of Cheeseburgers. They would stand in line to “work in a feeding.” In broken English heard through the translation orbs, the Prothusian women could be heard laughing and mocking him calling it “Grunt mouth time for fat man-boy.” From the outside looking in...you might liken the whole thing to Caesar being fed grapes by his servants. The feedings themselves and the clean up involving all those cheeseburgers, however, ended up being much more disgusting! He sat leaned back on a yoga mat and liked to wear a “Presidential Burger Bib” during these feedings. For a bib, he liked the “flashy” silver emergency blankets that were reserved for the Prothusian children. The emergency blankets were one the only amenities provided to keep the children warm in their cages.

Nevertheless, Golden Hair had his staff take a portion of these away from the children for himself. He “just totally loved those burger bibs!” Often the “Burger Bib” turned into a “Burger Diaper,” as it slipped down, wet from the mustard, ketchup and special sauce, to his lap. He often got “over burger heated” during a feeding, and had his shirt removed. The appearance thus, of him wearing a giant silver diaper was made complete. No one ever mentioned the “burger baby” image to his face of course...but the Prothusian women and a great deal of the Orange House staffers had many, many laughs over it!

Foxy News and the Todd-ish-ians

Those Who Golden Hair Called the “Fox-Faces”

Golden Hair liked to watch “Foxy news” while these feedings went on. Foxy news, by the way, was run by members of another E.T. race who once had lived solely under the oceans of Third Earth. This group is called the Todd-ish-ians. The Todd-ish-ians experienced a great health crisis (caused by C.S. military sonar testing) which drove them up to the surface to seek help, unknowingly from the very government causing them harm. Golden Hair seized on this opportunity and “saved them” to come work for low pay for him in the news biz. He kept them in the dark about the fact that the C.S. military was to blame for the sonar. Whenever there was any complaining about their work at Foxy news...he had the sonar testing started again. The Todd-ish-ians would then get desperate phone calls from relatives. The calls were received on old tech “fiber optic inter-oceanic cable” cell phones from their “undersea” relatives...The Foxy News workers would report the problems to Golden Hair. Then he would “save the Todd-ish-ians again”(there was a foxy news show about this) by secretly ordering the sonar exercises stopped for a time. Cell phones, not hologram phones, were the only communication devices allowed to the Todd-ish-ians. They were also only allowed to watch their own news broadcasts and broadcasts of one other very conservative “Notwork(Sic), called “Newsmucks,” which he also secretly owned. The idea of "Notwork verses network" will be described later... In this way Golden Hair kept them sheltered from “Fake Expose´

News” reports about the situation of the Todd-ish-ians that were done by other less conservative newsgroups. These expose´s detailed how Golden Hair was manipulating the Todd-ish-ians by starting and stopping the sonar testing. The situation was sad for the Todd-ish-ians, they had to report “only slightly less than true” cable news for the rest of their lives (or the sonar started again) and they only got one family visit a year back to the sea. One good thing for them was the relative safety, compared to the Prothusians, that they had. This was gained by all the public exposure from people watching “the cute fox-faces” on the news. They were also allowed to have their children live with them.

President Golden Hair Owned the News

Golden Hair claimed to “totally divest” from Foxy news when he became President but everyone knew that was laughable. Most realized that he still called the management shots and as someone once said on a less conservative cable news “Notwork(sic),” “He lapped up the profits”...like a greedy, money consuming dog! Golden Hair and his supporters called Todd-ish-ians, “fox-faces,” (which actually was a highly insulting alien racial slur). Todd-ish-ians had the appearance to Third Earthlings of looking like foxes. They, however, hated the comparison and never saw the similarity themselves. Watching Foxy news at the Cheeseburger Feedings, Golden Hair would always “smile HUGE!!!” to himself. He knew he had complete control over everything they said and did. Now the one caveat here is that from time to time they would have “a really good fella (like in that one mobster movie)” come on Foxy News as a political pundit and Golden Hair would listen hard to their advice. In fact, this is how he got his first new Vicey President (Golden Hair changed from Vice to “Vicey” because it had "a-more-bettery" ring to it. )

Fates of the Vicey Presidents

Golden Hair had gone through three Vicey Presidents by the time his second ten-year-long term was possibly about to come. He secretly killed the first, and the second one he ended up “not really liking so much.” So he

found a way to pin the murder of the first Vicey on he, the second Vicey, six months later. Golden Hair secretly likened this plan to “one hand watching the other.” He got very angry when some of his insider people said the phrase was supposed to be “one hand washing the other.” Needless to say...listening to Foxy news during a a good “Cheeseburgering” was almost as good as hearing himself speak... and he liked nothing better than to hear himself speak!

It's Important To Know How Much Golden Hair Loved Burgers

The Wonky’s Restaurant “Presidential”

Hearing his own voice was more important to Golden Hair than even “The Presidential,” AKA, “The Grippy Heart Burger Burger” (you’ll love it so much... it’s like your heart’s in a vice!) at Wonky’s restaurant. The burger ingredients went like this: “all parts were Eggy dipped, breaded, then deep-fried, then put in a double bleached bun.” What’s a “double bleached bun?” To assuage his fears, and ignorance about the biology of grains, Wonky’s told Golden Hair the bun was “double bleached” to sterilize “wheat germs”). I'll describe the burger further... It had a five stack of triangle shaped, pork rind covered “beefy-ishy-meat,” 2lbs bacon (including some for the side), gravy covered-smothered, chicken fried steak with hollandaise and poached eggs sauce. He would dip it in pure mayo and get some pure mayo covered “pork rind “dumped on and dumped under” fries on the “super side.” Even Wonky’s admitted that it was dangerous to eat these fries (they were forced to include a Surgeons Generals warning on the carton). In fact, this was the one item around that still carried a surgeon general's warning. To please big tobacco CEOs, Golden Hair had the warnings removed from cigarette packs. This was during the: “smoking?...it's not as bad as you think!” public service “planetary truthful news campaign” done in his third year in office.

A Little More About Golden Hair and His Burger Love.

The Only Child Golden Hair Ever Loved

Wonky’s Little Red Headed Burger Boy

Golden Hair absolutely loved Wonky’s poster boy with the red hair and freckles! In the commercials, the boy was always secretly eating a burger in the bathroom at school, while in class, on the playground, and at home, hiding his burger eating from his parents while he did his homework. Golden Hair would yell at his rare Full Strength Hologram T.V. and say “that’s a good boy...now that’s a good boy,” and slap his knee and laugh until his knee and face were red as an “Extra GMO” altered, “Blood-Strawberry.”

What's A "Blood Strawberry?"

These were "Super-altered" GMO "Fruitishes" and “Bloody Berry-ishes” The slogan of these Third Earth “similar to berries,” “Fruitishes” btw was “so red and juicy...it’s like it got killed in your mouth!” Golden Hair especially liked these types of altered foods (though he really had no idea what “Gen-tic-tacs”(genetics) were). He wondered if Gen-tic-tacs were breath mints of some kind. He had funded and “sloganized (Made up word)” loads of "Extra GMOs," but I digress...

Back to the Red Headed Burger Boy

Golden Hair liked all things Wonky’s restaurant even more than “Super G-mos,” especially the commercial where the red-headed burger boy kept heat lamps under his bed to keep the burgers warm for “midnight snacking and secret eating.” Some say Golden Hair actually shed a tear when the boy died in the horrible fire on the Wonky’s commercial set. It was during the fourth commercial set fire of that month (G.H. got rid of most child actor safety standards) where the heat lamps accidentally set the boy's bed ablaze. Golden Hair’s tears about the situation, however, were more than likely from an allergic reaction.

Golden Hair’s Truth Allergy

Golden Hair had a great watering of the eyes in certain situations when he was forced or even inappropriately blurted the truth out about something. The reaction could be compared to Pinocchio’s nose growing when he told a lie, only in reverse! In the case involving the red-headed burger boy, the

tears happened at the televised burger boy funeral. Golden Hair partially teared up when he yelled out loud that he loved the “Grippy Heart Burger”,...that he really, really, reeeeeally, Looooooved it!...that it was beautiful and fantastic! He went on and said it was “the most beautiful cheeseburger in the world! Better than "beautiful chocolate cake!" He lied slightly, it was not a cheeseburger, it was just a hamburger. Due to the “straw that breaks the camel’s back food rule,” the FDA would not allow it to come with cheese, because of all the other fat content it already had. Golden Hair blurted this cheeseburger comment out before the funeral tribute video was over. Luckily for Golden Hair, the truth tears weren’t too bad because he said the Grippy Heart Burger had cheese when really it didn’t. The lie was on purpose, at the moment he had thought “cheeseburger sounded more Presidential.” The “manly tears event (as Golden Hair later called it),” occurred when Golden Hair was attending the "Foxy News Holo-Broadcast, Wonky’s Red Headed (Step Child) Funeral Fun Show!” Golden Hair made them add “Fun” to the title so the event wouldn’t be bad for “country morale,” because death’s... like a... total downer!” Even though the boy was not a stepchild Golden Hair thought that adding “Step Child” to red-headed would be a “super funny joke.” When "at home" hologram cable T.V. protestors (more info on this form of "at home" protesting later) said this was “cruelly inappropriate,” he pivoted and said the title was to “honor the way the boy beat up all those little cheeseburgers with his mouth!”

A More Detailed Look at Golden Hair's Behavior at the Funeral

The Itty Bitty Burger Boner Event

At the funeral, Golden Hair had been obsessively thinking about the burger from about halfway through the boy's tribute video until it was almost over. He got “burger excited” and his loins went into “burger excited mode” (which Golden Hair said was a “totally normal way to relate to food.”) So he asked for a “burger bib,” (emergency blanket), from one of his staffers...because his “lap was cold.” Then he just couldn’t contain his feelings about the burger anymore! He leapt up from his seat and screamed his statements

about how wonderful the Grippy Heart Burger was. Lucky for Golden Hair, unless you were up dreadfully close….the crotch of his pants in “burger excited mode” looked the same as it regularly did to anyone watching. The tribute video was stopped short because when the one tear came...he was furiously embarrassed by it. He could be heard from a long distance (and on live cable news t.v.) screaming at his staffers for allergy medication, he yelled, “get me a fucking Penderal ….get me a fucking Penderal now!!!” A few minutes later he was heard yelling “take me to Wonky’s…. take me to Wonky’s... fucking now!” It was the last time Foxy News ever covered a funeral.

More About The Orange Store

The Orange store is where some humans and (it was required that) both the Todd-ish-ians and the Prothusians purchased groceries and household products for their families. All products were marked up 150% and the extra money went to the “Protective Wall Charity Fund.” It was secretly really a “crawling wall,” but I’ll talk about that in a bit. The store was accessed through the dark web and deliveries were done by drone. The warehouses holding the products were all “environmentally friendly” because they were on repurposed (Golden Hair called them “recycled”) coal mine waste dumps. When humans starting getting sick...Golden Hair had the dangerous job of sealing in the toxic waste with a neutralizing concrete done by Prothusian workers, causing several of them to die.

The Funhouse Cages for Children

First it's important to know that Prothusian children needed their parents to buy them food badly! They were put in “fun houses” and only ate if their parents paid for food or another child was kind enough to share (Prothusian children are luckily very kind.) The children were unaffected by the neural tech and had to endure their whole experience of being on Third Earth completely and painfully mentally aware. They had just come along to Third Earth with their parents having no idea what was happening. These “fun

houses” were actually large cages with, as Golden Hair said, “really kind looking” hologram caretakers. There were also hologram play areas and hologram learning facilities with hologram teachers who repeated the same lesson every day unless a "less conservative cable news" tour was underway. During tours, the lesson was updated to avoid suspicion. Some of the Notworks(sic), were less conservative and tried to do expose´reporting on the children's living conditions. I said I’d explain “Notworks” later...well, here goes, “network” was replaced by Ex. Order with the word he spelled as “not-work.” The phrase was referring to “knots,” so really it should have been “Knot-work." Golden Hair couldn't bother to spell things very well and had gaps in his thinking abilities. He didn’t understand the word “network.” He liked the word “Notwork.” He said this meant the cable station was “notted(sic) tight” by his Administration (Admin) “against lies.” Therefore it should be called a "Notwork(sic)!" Almost all news was fairly conservative in the C.S. except for a few Notworks that Golden Hair was always trying to shut down. He had made numerous attempts to destroy The Third Earth New York Times hologram paper and cable Notwork (TENYT), unsuccessfully, over the years. TENYT did an expose´, which few believed, about these “funhouse” facilities. C.S. people unfortunately mostly believed state controlled conservative cable news. The truth was that the Prothusian children were treated badly and/or were on their own....robots brought in food and salt water (purchased by their parents and delivered by drone) and robots cleaned up a little bit (there were still poor hygienic conditions) ...luckily Prothusian children were and are very peaceful and there were not many fights. They made up their own games and tried to comfort one another and share food as best they could. They were also experts in meditation and sometimes when they had no food, they had to resort to entering deep trances in order to slow their hearts down to conserve energy. They also shared the metallic emergency blankets since due to Golden Hair's "burger bib" needs they were in low supply.

The Prothusian Men Work on The Crawling Wall

The Prothusian men also had a bad situation while on Third Earth. The

“protective” wall as it turned out was actually a high tech “Crawling Wall,” an offensive war wall. The wall above earth was just the tip of the iceberg. The sections of wall were attached to underground "root crawlers" that would slowly "crawl the wall" forward at a general rate of 100 yds per year. The wall was sectioned and "electro-mag-hinged" together so that it could fold at each joint and be added to as they went. The motors for the root crawlers on each section could be speed up or slowed down, or backed up and could also turn the wall section. This ability helped the finished part of the wall to catch up to, or wait for the next section or vice versa. This hinging process would all be done at night with cloaking tech engaged. Otherwise the partially built wall's crawling activity would have been much too obvious. To cover up the daytime crawling, there was some staging and prop work done along the border, for instance movable trees, so it looked like they were in the same place and so was the wall. The supervisors got their ideas on how to tell the Prothusians to stage effectively based on a perception algorithm in a computer application. This helped them figure out just how much the wall sections could be moved during construction before people got really suspicious. Some sections they waited to put up until last. These sections were too close to the land marks or buildings that the finished wall would plow down once it was all together....and unstoppable! The sections together looked like a line of great big jagged teeth from satellite. It made sense because the wall was truly a consumer! The Prothusian men worked fast even in their oxygen drunk state. The wall was coming together, unfortunately, very nicely! Why...you ask, did it crawl at general speed of 100yds per year? Well...let me tell you! Golden Hair came up with the football field length of 100yds to Honor the NFL for fining its players who kneeled during the National Anthem. The players kneeled to protest racially based police violence and Alien Treatment Injustices. All fines went directly to the wall fund. To reward NFL higher ups for fining the players, Golden Hair promised, but in the end, never actually provided, prime southern border, “Real-News-Estate,” to them. The crawling wall crushed everything in its path! It slowly imperialized the Mesi-kan-icas (Third Earth Mexico) land south of the border and took it for the Collected States. Prothusian men

worked 14 hour days and lived in un-air-conditioned huts. When Prothusians are in high-heat environments, they need to have separate enzyme and water showers from two shower heads...not just water and soap. Golden Hair didn’t understand this “enzyme shit” and never provided enough proper enzymatic washing facilities. Thus many of the men developed skin infections and several died each month. Many more suffered from Oxygen Intoxication and were never given enough co2 to help compensate. They were always kept “just well enough to work.” Some fell from the wall from dizziness caused by their oxygen intoxicated state...this killed hundreds of the men per year. Some of the human overlords were killed as well. This happened when Prothusian men made oxygen intoxication induced mistakes in using their telekinesis to move the metal sheeting and wall girders. Sometimes great sheets of metal were dropped right on top of the human overlords, crushing them instantly. Prothusians felt terrible when this happened, they are a peaceful people, after all and never would have killed purposefully. Furthermore, the Prothusian men were also still tricked into thinking they were doing valuable work, the neural tech was making the men think they were “helping to save Golden Hair’s ‘mericans.” To the Golden Hair Admin, the losses of life during the wall work were considered “proper amounts of collateral deletion.” Every accident was reported to Golden Hair (until he got sick of hearing about them) via his unsecured Pear phone by government contractor supervisors from Russia. These Russians were remotely in charge of the onsite human overlords. Golden Hair had hired wall management consultants from Third Earth Russia (called Russ-ous-ica). The consultants supervised the wall building project digitally through the dark web infrastructure. This digital infrastructure was first set up in their campaign to “Make America’s Elections All Better Again,” where they hacked the computer election systems in order to give Golden Hair the advantage in the election.

Lady Liberty Hologram Conspiracy

Now back to the subject of the Prothusians' spaceship (which had crashed on Third Earth long ago in Third Earth year 1725)…. Golden Hair never had

any intention of returning the ship and just to be cruel he hid it in plain sight behind a super detailed large “Invisa-holo-tech” (hidden projector) hologram of the Statue of Liberty on Elis Island in New York. The real Statue of Liberty was long disappeared. Golden Hair’s first secret destructive act as President was to work with Black Ops Military contractors to hack apart the Statue and sell it off. They worked at night. They used lightwave bending invisibility tech and noise-canceling sound waves, sent from hovering drones, to conceal the nefarious activities. This statue conspiracy went to the highest levels of the Collected States Government... most of the Re-pud-icans and even some of the Demo-cro-crats took a piece of the sticky green money pie. Lady Liberty was sold bit by bit on the dark web to the highest bidder. The Saudi Prince purchased the torch bearing hand of Lady Liberty for the high price of five billion international buck units (third Earth had one international monetary system before Golden Hair took over, this money was still good at the time). The Prince was promised lots of influence in C.S. politics by Golden Hair to sweeten the deal. Golden Hair didn't even charge Russian President "Boris Putin" for Lady Liberty's head. Golden had always wanted Putin to like him... Golden Hair loved him, he even had a nickname for Putin. It was the same one President Jordy Bushy had given Putin. You might remember, Jordy who was aka "Brazilian Jordy" after he started hot-waxing, not shaving, his beard off. What was the nick name for Putin? Golden Hair (and Jordy) affectionately called Putin "Pooty Poot!" Putin strategically made Golden Hair feel like their friendship was always potentially on the rocks. So Golden Hair kept giving him lots of gifts to keep their "brotherly-like, bro-mance, totally, like... healthy!"

The Squealer Squeezers

If anyone in C.S. government or elsewhere "squealed" about the Statue Hologram,... Golden Hair had a contracted Russian hit squad on hand to "take care of them." The hit squad's name roughly translated as: “The Snake Eats The Pork Rind.” They would go anywhere in the world to take care of a squealer. They wore patches on their jumpsuits with a small pig being squeezed by a giant red snake with a snake skin covered skull face

which had fiery eyes and a blood dripping forked tongue. The hit squad was nicknamed and called by many, the “squealer squeezers.” In order to keep fear alive for potential squealers, the hit men often used giant boa constrictors to slowly kill their victims in un-named dank basements.

Back To The Statue And The Space Ship...

Golden Hair perpetually told the public, sometimes from broadcasts at Ellis Island, that the Statue of Liberty was under “totally great internal repair!" He remarked that it "was sad that only he and the repair team could go in and see how great it was going!" Back at Ellis Island Golden Hair stated again that Lady Liberty could not be publicly toured, but soon...she would be "Made All Better Again.” There was even a propaganda campaign done where hologram flyers were passed out to the public. The flyers had a picture of Lady Liberty standing tall with her arm in a big sling and an Orange child looking up at her saying "Don't worry Mrs. Liberty, President GOLDEN HAIR WILL MAKE YOU ALL BETTER AGAIN!" Prothusians can see through any hologram. They were the only ones on Third Earth who could see their magnetically-locked spaceship on the now dismembered statue’s pedestal. Something important to know for later about the ship is that it had intensive spatial reversing and expandable areas tech and was actually several miles wide inside... This was large enough and then some for all 100,000 Prothusians who were on Earth!

Alien Park Service Workers

Why were there Prothusians at Elis Island who could see the ship? This brings me to the story of Golden Hair firing the entire National Park Service. Golden Hair fired and replaced all National Park Service workers with Prothusians in retaliation for the Park Service workers “whining about global warming.” He also cited insubordination for "fake park service news.” He was angered at them for not taking down true website statistics about climate change that were "subverting Orange House Admin truths about the perfectly fine...God made, Holy and changeless climate!” Golden Hair never

got truth allergy tears in his eyes when he spoke on the subject of climate change! There are many great stories about the Prothusian's and their secret work to protect the parks, which was very successful. Being out in some of the untouched natural areas, somehow freed many of them from neural tech control. Some of Linda Liberty's people at "One Heart Many Species" also snuck them co2 units. I will explain more about this organization later. You will also learn about Linda in the next section. The Prothusians pretended to still be affected and often acted like they were too oxygen drunk to properly carry out the destruction Golden Hair wanted for the Parks. I wish I had more time to tell you about their honorable works but it will have to wait til another time.

Lady Liberty Hologram Conspiracy Uncovered

Several years into Golden Hair’s ten-year-long first term as President, the “Lady Liberty Hologram Conspiracy” was discovered by a journalist and protestor who called her self “Linda Liberty." Ten year Presidential terms, by the way, were something Golden Hair was able to arrange due to some confusion in time telling he created for other C.S. leadership through the nanobot tech. Linda Liberty was also sometimes referred to by the public as “Lady Liberty.” She discovered the truth about the statue because a staffer of Golden Hair's was so disgusted that they decided they didn’t give a damn about the dangers from the Squealer Squeezer Russian hit squad. They tipped off Linda via holo-phone at risk to their own life! They also droned Linda (sent an item by mini-drone), a “flesh drive” with Hologram photos and video of the Prothusian spaceship and all the Black Ops military contractors tearing apart the Statue of Liberty. Linda wrote a brave expose´ in the New York Times hologram paper and did a show on the New York Times cable news Notwork, "TENYT," about what she'd learned. She also started going to Golden Hair rallies to try and convince his followers and even his detractor protestors of the truth. It would be hard even to convince other protestors because the very idea of "truth" had been so damaged by Golden Hair's lies. However there so many obvious injustices that there was still much to protest that needed no proving! So there were a lot of protests but

they, unfortunately, were not always in solidarity with one another. This made progress difficult. Now more about the rallies. There were rules rules regarding attending the rallies. Everyone who could in the C.S. was forced to attend or watch the rallies on cable news, no matter whether they liked Golden Hair or not. Otherwise they were subject to fines and possible other consequences, like one day jail sentences. People were however still allowed to "watch in protest."

Protesting In The Collected States of America

Protestors, “watching the rallies, in protest...” What's that, you might ask? This is how the process worked! During Golden Hair's term in the C.S., society became more thought aligned and it actually became an act of protest to “watch in disagreement.” All partial hologram T.V.s had cameras, so if for instance, you had a protest sign, you would just hold it up to the T.V. Golden Hair would try to show the faces of these “terrorist home protestors” at his rallies and incite violence from their neighbors against them. Protestors often covered their faces with creative masks, so as not to be known. Some very brave protestors actually still put on pink-cat protestor hats and took to the streets in front of the rallies. Their faces were uncovered! This was actually still legal. The government propaganda saying taught in schools was "Go or watch or protest too...but you gotta pick a thing to do!" You had to be very brave to wear a Pink Hat! Brave people had done it for centuries everywhere in the Universe! Not many people know this but the Pink Hat is actually an interplanetary/universal symbol of protest against injustice! Prothusians even wore them back when they were protesting Dickled Dramp, during the lead up to the synthetics/organics civil war on Krykton Five! Linda Liberty was one of these “Intergalactic Pink Hats.” She didn’t know it until later but many Extra Terrestrials throughout the galaxy admired Linda’s protest and journalistic work. She was known in her life and never forgotten in her death after 600 years of being in her body in the Third Universe (more of whey she lived so long later in the story)!

Linda Liberty's Protest Tools...Flesh Drives And Ancient URLS

A flesh drive, is a gelatinous piece of memory silicone that when held to anyone's skin, puts the images that are on the drive directly into their brain for a brief period of time. Linda made print outs in 5+-D illegally of more drives. Otherwise it would've been too expensive. She was careful and never got caught. 5+-D means 5th extra-dimensional printings of flesh drives, reader please look up "string theory" for more info on your scientist's currently known information on multi-dimensions. Linda would invite people to hold flesh drives to their skin and see the images and videos for themselves. To include an ancient approach...She also wrote the URL of a website people where people could see an ancient type 2 or 3-D video (that she converted from hologram video). This video detailed the destruction of the statue and the spaceship. She wrote the URL in black marker all over her green Statue of Liberty protest costume. Not many people used the old web anymore, it was considered to be less efficient even than hologram carrier mail (a dying cottage industry to be sure). No one would ever bother trying to erase something from the “Elder Net”...so it’s actually her back up. The billions of servers were in a camouflaged air-conditioned quantum space expansion vault (larger on the inside than on the outside) in Death Valley Ca. Not many knew this. The location was chosen because no-one would think such a hot place would be good for computer servers which need a cool atmosphere to work properly. It was hidden and cared for by a "digital history" non-profit group, called "History-Digiry," which had some government funding (funding Golden Hair was of course trying to take away). The flesh drives are programmed to only allow brief viewing...but people got used to quick views of things. You could look at things longer at home, "out of public (Golden Hair liked people to stay home)," through the hologram web, It was connected to the above Third Earth storage cloud (more on this in a minute). Nothing was able to be digitally owned or kept at home however. Every file was rental only. Everyone paid monthly to be part of the cloud. It was hard to function in life if you weren't, so people were stuck! The laws around the world in Third Earth all agree...and rhyme! “no personal memory devices allowed... every good earthling will store in the

cloud.” This is taught as a nursery rhyme to children in schools all over Third Earth.

The Blessings and Problems of Pear Phones

It was Pear computers and Magor-o-so-soft corp that had long had The Collected States and most other world governments outlaw home hard drives or any permanent personal storage devices. Everything was in an ultimate world wide storage cloud (literally up in a spaceship hovering above Third Earth full of virtual quantum tech severs)...so the info could be observed by the governmental powers that were "being." This info was used to spy on everyone and caused many hardships. The Pear phones were in constant record mode...capturing everything that went on in peoples lives. Pear phone cloud data coming through the First Earth satellite was actually a great resource for John Cassidy the ex CIA agent in learning about Third Earth. Most of John's info in fact was compiled from Pear phone data. Although "cable news" helped quite a bit as well.

Back To The Statue Of Liberty Conspiracy Again...

Many people in and out of government across the political spectrum didn’t believe Linda Liberty despite her evidence. She felt that showing up at the Golden Hair rallies gave her the most exposure. She didn't know for sure that it was the Prosthusians' Spaceship on the video, but she knew whosever ship it is, it’s very important somehow! She knew insider info about the abuse of the Prothusians, thus she had her suspicions that it might be theirs. She also knew that it must be being hidden for good reason. It didn't make sense that their ship would be on Third Earth, so she couldn't figure that part out. Golden Hair made a big deal out of taking lots of flesh drive holographic-video of himself taking Prothusians to Third Earth. He explained to The C.S. in a cable news broadcast mini speech that he took the Prothusians on his “big and beautiful ship”...not their “small, ugly, garbage dump of a spaceship” (He also said again that his cigar-shaped spaceship was bigger than their cigar-shaped spaceship!) Then he said... “Trust me...Trust me, it's big!” which released his comb-over nanobots with

neural tech to go into the noses of unsuspecting citizens watching at home. By the way, many more nanobots are released than just the primary close range ones from Golden Hair’s comb-over during big “Truthful News” campaigns at home and abroad. The bots are actually transported en masse, wirelessly through cable T.V., via quantum tech. The quantum tech is wormhole threading, sonic-induced-harmonic, pulse gate, reality burst, technology. The receiver for this type of transfer is the holographic media "holo t.v.s" and Pear phones. Imagine it's like being beamed physically from one place to another through a cell phone network. People themselves cannot be transported yet but machinery (nanobots) can. The bots do explode on the way sometimes…."Exploding on the way," is the main concern in transporting people through Third Earth quantum gate tech! Golden Hair wanted to try transporting puppies and kittens and baby sharks to test out transporting life forms (he didn’t like dogs and cats... or any fish) but luckily massive "watching in protest" campaigns shut this idea down! His failed propaganda campaign was called "Dogs, cats and fish...do we really need them?"

More About Flesh Drives

Golden Hair handed out the flesh drives at rallies by the bucketful. People loved this because a good flesh drive costs $500 Orange buck units (That's equal to $250, 2019, First Earth U.S. dollars)...and they could use them for personal hologram photos/videos. The rally flesh drives were pre-loaded with propaganda but half of it was allowed to be erased when they got home. First, it had to be scanned it into their Holo-Graphic media “life entertainment players” to show they were not out in the streets but “safely out of the public.” Golden Hair didn’t like people "fooling around out in public" if it wasn’t needed for work or scheduled adult and child play times.

Play Time

Children were encouraged to game together in Holographic video game houses. Adult couples/polys were encouraged to go separately to Off Clothes Clubs featuring stage dancing of the sex/s of their choosing on

Adult Play Nights. Now an off clothes club is different than a "strip" club because everyone removed their clothes while in the club. There were rules.. for instance, while nude, no dancer/patron touching was allowed! Patrons were allowed however to tuck virtual bills into holographic g-strings. This was before computer signals turned these hologram g-strings off for both patrons and dancers later in the night. Golden Hair liked to “keep a little emotional distance” going between dedicated married couples...or triples/quads/quintuples. Even with all the conservatism, there were ironically some advanced poly relationships that were still recognized maritally (from previous laws) in the C.S. Some of Golden Hair’s scientists had realized something important to his Admin. This was that the jealousy and fear caused with this separating of relationship groupings into Adult Playtime "Off Clothes Club Night-ing," worked well to keep family units and poly relationships “suitably unstable.” He used this strategy to keep people anxious about cheating/other attractions in order to make it easier to create societal scape goats. He wanted general unease in society. Scapegoating would keep the focus off his own evil. The Golden Hair rally flesh drives had some “Secretly included,” easy to find, coupons on them to Off Clothes Clubs. These coupons were one of the main ways that Golden Hair increased attendance at his rallies. His scientists tried full holographic pornography Off Clothes Clubs for "relational destabilization policy" but they didn’t work as well. The coupons at rallies were for real world clubs with real human and a few sentient robots who were also as real as flesh born humans. They were android sex dancers (androids had 30% human rights under Golden Hair, before Golden Hair came on the scene they had 85% human rights, which was considered "Robot Civil Progress"). He made life hard for robots! Golden Hair thought Porno-Holographic clubs should satisfy people...He didn’t understand this need for sexual reality at all... he often said “stupid people like real flesh!!!” He especially didn't understand people who wanted actual romantic relationships with people in their day to day lives... that totally blew his mind!

A Surprise From Linda Liberty

Sometimes Linda Liberty would sneak some of her flesh drives into the buckets that workers used to pass out flesh drives at rallies. People would have quite a surprise when they held them to their skin expecting coupon codes or propaganda. Some were concerned about the video of The Statue of Liberty being taken apart...some didn't believe....some didn’t really even care. Many were affected by Golden Hair’s Neural Tech. Surprisingly Lady “Linda” Liberty was actually allowed to go to the rallies. Somehow free speech and press (in theory at least) were something Golden Hair, despite all his efforts, was never able to vanquish in the C.S. He had tried to nanobot and neural control Linda Liberty but unbeknownst to him, she had had nano shields placed in her nostrils. Since she was part of an underground group of protestors, they let her know that Golden Hair had been "nano-boting" people. Since his tech was partially broken, nostrils were the only place that worked for Golden Hair’s machines to enter. This was because of the specific way the blood-brain barrier can be crossed by the nanobots by first traveling through the sinuses. Some of his comb-over bots actually got into Golden Hair’s nose once. This is why he was sniffing a lot during his pre-election debates with his female political opponent. He had long before brainwashed himself with his own lies so the bots were simply a little bit of an irritant to him. As he sniffed that night during the debates, he thought to himself, at least it’s not as bad as the truth tears! No truth was told by him that night of the debate at all...so he was proud to have “absolutely...perfectly dry eyes!”

Getting to the End of Song One: Alien Anthem:

Hope!!! How the Prothusian’s Flew Away...

This song, “Alien Anthem,” ends on a hopeful note and is one of the bright points of the song collection. It is the hope-giving story about how the Prothusians eventually escape from Third Earth during Golden Hair’s ninth year as President at the end of his first 10-year term. This escape happens after the Third Earth CIA and FBI (with help from John Cassidy...another story for later) work strongly together. They find a way to go behind Golden Hair’s back and get the leader of the Prothusians, Ageus Soliodon, to her

peoples' ship. Why would they do this? The CIA and FBI have been given some info in a broadcast from some of the Prothusians back on Krykton Five. The info is about how the slavery of the Prothusians on Third Earth could influence the loss of Third Earth’s Galactic Counsel protection. The Prothusian’s back on Krykton Five knew about the slavery from a distress call sent out by a male Prothusian named Shotus Plegius on Third Earth. Shotus Plegius's neural tech did not last very long due to the fact that he had had sinus surgery early in life and his normal sinus channels were altered. Before he escaped and stowed away in a train to "Lassy Vargas," Third Earth Las Vegas, he altered the wiring of a New Mexico Instruments “Say and Write” children’s personal teaching device from the 1980’s, and made a communication device. Some of this old analogue tech has hidden capabilities for great alien minds! It is the famous communication method used by a short little big-hearted alien in a 1982 (First Earth time) Third Earth film called, ”Star Heart Calls Home” about a space creature who came to live with a young boy and his family for a time. The creature calls his planet with this device along with a metal umbrella frame and an emergency blanket. In our story here, the brave and smart Prothusian somehow watched "Star Heart Calls Home" and repeated the process using a metal serving bowl and a nine iron golf club instead of the umbrella frame and emergency blanket. The Prothusian, Shotus Plegius, got himself a "say and write" device which was secretly purchased on the "I-Baid" dark web bidding site and then smuggled into the work camp by a reprogramed food delivery robot. The CIA and FBI were told that the specific danger needing galactic counsel protection reported was an attack from an intelligent but very inelegant crocodile-evolved species from outside the galaxy (more on this later). The loss of Galactic protection would be catastrophic to Third Earth. Third Earth is not part of this “G9 Counsel.” Third Earth has no real say in its decisions but Third Earth does receive “mercy protection” from truly destructive war species outside the galaxy. Golden Hair knows his enslavement of both of the Alien Races (Prothusions and Todd-ish-ians) he’s holding captive on Third Earth could theoretically cause the loss of this protection but he is extremely myopic and thinks doesn’t give a damn. He

would instantly give a damm if he met up with a creature from the Crocodile Alien Race. One who wanted to eat his face! These brutal beings especially love the taste and "mouthfeel" of human eyeballs! They have had terrible dealings with both Fifth and 21st Earth and have tasted many human eyeballs! Golden Hair suffers from the delusion that he is a tough dictator... when in reality he would be terrified if faced with any of the various species that as some alien-anthropologists say, are "blood covered with war-culture." These alien war-culture beings are all basically more powerful and wicked than Golden Hair! Now it should be stated here, for truth's sake, that most alien species in the multi-verseRepudicans are peaceful. Certainly more peaceful than many humans!

The Waking of the Alien Leader

To wake up Ageus Soliodon from her neural tech haze... the CIA/FBI team started pumping (normal Prothusian, not dangerous levels) of carbon-dioxide into her sleeping area at night via remote pipless gas transport tech. This was done to lower her blood oxygen to completely normal Prothusian levels. This tech was normally used to beam oxygen to trapped mine workers but any gas could be used. As I said before, some thought Ageus Soliodon was especially affected by the tech because she had an even higher level of kindness in her heart than any of her other people...This kindness is why she was their chosen leader. Aggression and guile are not qualities Prothusians look for in their leadership. After a month of the treatments, the CIA/FBI were of the opinion that the neural tech had no effect on her until about 11 am each morning. She seemed to have come to her senses when she communicated with them. She was very accepting of the CIA/FBI plan, starting with her, to free the Prothusians. The plan, by the way, was originally communicated to her by a smuggled flesh drive... One that was under her pillow one night. Prothusians have a known habit of putting pillows under their feet instead of their heads at night to sleep...so she found it strange that the pillow was on the wrong end of the bed. She picked up the pillow and there was the flesh drive! The room was being listened to by the CIA/FBI and all she had to do was whisper to speak back

to them. After she agreed to the plan, they had also beamed her an ear piece, then she could hear them all the time. She would talk to them their when Golden Hair wasn’t around. Golden Hair gave her her own room in the Orange House, by the way. Really this was just so he could pay her “private diplomatic visits,” everyone knew what he really wanted from her. She always talked him out of it. He sometimes wondered if he should dose her with more neural tech. She seemed very affected by it already but she just wasn’t as accommodating to him (as the other alien women) in this one regard. He was actually a cheap man and never wanted to waste money if it didn’t make him look good. So he dropped the idea of a nanorobot re-dose. He was careful not to say "trust me... trust me," when he was around her!

The Orange House Breach

One day... just before 11, the FBI/CIA team breached the Orange House by pretending to be the Cheeseburger delivery Drone repair/check crew. They packaged up Ageus Soliodon in a giant Cheeseburger crate. She was flown by drone to Elis Island and hovered right next to the Prothusian spaceship. The guards, who were Black Ops mercenary soldiers were delivered cheeseburgers at this time of day every day for lunch and didn’t suspect a thing.

The Alien Finally Arrives at Elis Island

All Prothsian ships have “intention tech” which reads the emotional content in a being’s mind/heart within 30 yds who want to fly the craft. The ship could tell she was an acceptable pilot. So as soon as Ageus Soliodon was hovering close enough... she was beamed right into the main control seat. Once inside, the guards could do nothing to penetrate the electro armor of the craft. They stupidly emptied out the clips of their machine guns at the ship...One bullet ricocheted and went right into the conservative cheek one of the soldier’s buttocks! They call the right cheek, the "conservative cheek" on Third Earth. The other of course is the liberal cheek!

Ageus Soliodon and the Prothusian Ship

Ageus Soliodon set the transport controls to “long distance manual beam.” She was able to beam aboard the Prothusian children first and then the rest of the Prothusian women from the Orange House and the men outside the “protective” Border Wall. She also beamed the alien women out from the coal mines and the alien women and men working at various parks around the Country. Suddenly much of New York City knew that Linda Liberty was telling the truth about at least part of her conspiracy theories! There really was a spaceship at Elis Island! The Prothusian’s flew off in a great commotion (because of low power levels they had to use the noisy secondary Unumpentium powered engines.) They went to the relatively nearby Woodstock Field to fully charge up the sonic engines. Luckily it was sunny out and for the short distance, they were able to use another quieter solar sailing engine and they also put on an invisibility cloak. They don't want anymore attention! This is why the Alien Anthem song’s lyrics say, “Found our space disguised as statue” and then metaphorically state, “Lady Liberty flew away.”

The Alien Lottery winner

There was one lucky Prothusian man named Shotus Plegius however who had escaped the border wall job and was playing slots in "Lassy Vargas (Third Earth Vegas), at the time. Remember Shotus is the one who sent the SOS message back to Krykton Five! No earthlings noticed him in Vargas because he wore a holographic mask. He didn't do great winning that night but he won really big a little later...not at slots... but the lottery! 2 billion California Bucks! These bucks could be used in California or the greater C.S., Orange Bucks conversely were of low value in CA. This was the biggest jack pot in history! He had no family back on Krykton Five and asked Ageus in a mind lock telepathic communication to let him stay on Third Earth. He moved to L.A. Since California had all but broken away from the Collected States and he had protection there. I will tell the rest of Shotus Plegius’s tale at the very end of this story.

Aliens and Ghosts at Woodstock Field

At the end of the Alien Anthem song, a helicopter can be heard ominously searching for the ship as it sits in Woodstock field in Bethel New York. The Prothusians got as far away from Elis Island as they could but they needed to go through a final power up process before going home. The ship had not run in almost 300 years and they needed positive energies to re-energize the more advanced “Sonic Wave Engines.” They picked the famous Woodstock Field because of the resonant electromagnetic energy still left over from the peaceful, psychedelic and highly creative original Woodstock festival concert. Like John Lennon of the Beatles once said: Woodstock, “...was the biggest mass of people ever gathered together for anything other than war, nobody had that big an army that didn’t kill somebody!” John Cassidy’s scientists were able to take some readings and found out that the ghost of Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin haunt that field and so this also helped to provide extra needed good sonic energies! It’s evening by now and this helps conceal the Prothusians even more than their cloaking tech normally would. Back at the Orange House, Golden Hair is totally enraged and has sent his Black Ops squad and all of the Squealer Squeezers all over the area, including New Jersey and New York State. They are looking for the ship! He knows the Prothusians need at least eight hours to gather enough sonic energy to make the trip back home. As heard in the Alien Anthem song, a C.S. contracted black ops helicopter looms frighteningly overhead in Woodstock field. Luckily, the beautiful night and the space ship’s cloaking devices hold and the troops never see the aliens! In the Alien Anthem song, the helicopter can then be heard fading off into the distance. A lookout Prothusian can be heard giving the all-clear echoing through the field in an alien voice. Then the aliens break into joyous shouts and switch right into party mode!

The Alien’s Party

The listener can hear these shouts of alien joy in the Alien Anthem song and the Saxophones and Conga drums coming out to play! The Prothusian’s are known by many planets as the best Saxophone and Conga players

anywhere! Ageus Soliodon is not at the party, she knows she can’t celebrate just yet, she keeps her head cool and starts to pilot the craft towards home. She can use the Sonic engines now, so they fly with more or less no humanly audible sound. The black ops helicopter comes back and takes one more sweep of a now completely empty field. The ghosts of Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin have hitched a ride with the Prothusians. They are looking for a new place to be and going out to the stars fits their style perfectly! On Krykton Five, the planetary energy allows for human ghosts to be able to turn back to flesh again, for three life cycles, so Jimi and Janis come back to bodily form and teach the Prothusians much about music in their new lives there. Once home, the Prothusians used the power cell in the core of their ship to completely reset their planet’s radiation belts and electromagnetic channels, thus, saving Krykton Five for many generations to come!

A quick word from the Narrator: Below are many of the song descriptions: I've included the credits for the players which will make more sense later when I explain where the mystery songs came from:

The Song: MAABA (Making America All Better Again)

This song is fairly self-explanatory. “MAABA” is president Golden Hair’s political catchphrase. He resents the fact that some people say it sounds childish. He then usually puts out his lower lip, crosses his arms and yells “I’m not a baby,” as his face gets red as a tomato! Every once in a while he adds some vigorous foot stomping to this routine. He ends up looking like a Russian Czards dancer. But like everything else needing justice...he doesn’t do the dance very much justice either. MAABA is Golden Hair’s musings on what he would like to accomplish in his time as President...none of it good. He especially hates free speech of any kind... In the Collected States, some actions... Russian election meddling and characters (President "Boris" Putin) in the song turn out to be very similar to characters in First Earth. The main difference between the First and Third Earth here is when Golden Hair sings “My illegals will build the wall.” He is actually referring to the

Prothusian E.T. men who are large and strong and “illegal to the planet.” He made humans fear them and justified their slave labor because of them being “solar system illegals.” Just like the lyrics mention in Alien Anthem, he also told the public that Prothusians were happy to work on a "worthwhile project...like the wall" because they were “strong but not smart.” He said it kept them from "going back to debachery." The reason Golden Hair wanted the Prothusian men in the first place is that they were strong, tall, and could move large portions of metal wall sheeting and support beams by hand or tel e-kinetically. Thus the lines in Alien Anthem: “told the humans we were tall,” ”move the metal with our minds” and “strong, not smart.” It should be mentioned that on the First Earth version of the song, "Lucid Luke" played drums and Lisa Lawless played piano on the recording.

The MAAABA Video

Along with Lisa Lawless as "White Skull," and Johnny Reckless, as "Blue skull," Henna "Falcon Heart" helped and acted as "Red Skull," during the video making process for MAABA. The skulls represent Golden Hair's "America Band." He had a propaganda band on Third Earth which he pretended to sing in. It was actually a hologram of him singing. A "hacked" hologram of President Golden Hair "sings" and does some very interesting dancing on this video and it is really worth checking out! Brain G., "The original," took care of filming. Christopher Chill worked on the hacking of the Hologram. Interestingly the Red, White, Blue and Golden Hair's Orange face turned into skulls when the video was translated from Third Earth media to First Earth Media. I'll let the reader come to their own conclusions about why that was.

The Song: Mrs. Liberty

This song is actually unique to this collection of music because it is the First Earth Version of a Third Earth song. The melody from Third Earth came through to John Cassidy but not the words...except for the first line "My name is Miguel...I'm twelve years old, Cartel took my father's land." The Stardust Crush had to take it from there...but they knew just where to go

with the rest of the words! John hired The Stardust Crush to write lyrics and re-record it with some great performers. Johnny Reckless on Bass, Lisa Lawless on Piano and DeAnza "Dee" on chorus vocals. TSDC tried to be of service to echo and magnify the voices of the minority or the mistreated “Alien.” Whether “Alien” from space or "alien," here on Earth. The song details the harrowing trip a mother (Sonia) and son (Miguel) take from South America up to the U.S. Sonia is named by her singer, DeAnza, in honor of Sonia Soto-Mayor, first Latina Supreme Court Justice. Miguel is named by his singer Christopher Hill. "Miguel" means “who is like God,” it is used in the song to highlight the divine nature inherent in, and which needs to be protected in all children. Miguel and Sonia have come to the U.S. in order to escape the devastation brought to their lives by the Drug Cartel. Sadly they experience great cruelties from the U.S. Government when they finally get to U.S. soil. The song bears witness to the pain in their lives, their love for one another and brave determination to never give up on themselves. The also never give up on the idea of America (The "Idea of America" is a concept Bono from U2 has discussed if you want more info on it), on freedom and finding safe harbor. It is sadly ironic that sometimes those outside America seem to believe in its ideals more than those inside! At the end of the song, several harmonica notes are made to sound like a ship's horn as it comes towards Elis Island. These notes are played in honor of safe harbor and in the hopes of returning to or pushing forward to a time where the U.S. provides for the “huddled masses.”

The Song: Vote for Change:

This Third Earth song is about a conflicted Golden Hair voter. The song is based on the content of a cable news interview with a man named Paul Parker from Third Earth Michigan. He is so shaken about injustices he sees several years down the road in the Presidency that he’s having a partial nervous breakdown. In the verses, he is losing his grip on reality and desperately trying to sort out his twisting thoughts. During the choruses, he regains his clarity and lucidly cries out for forgiveness. He feels great guilt about the abuse he inflicted on “Lady Liberty” (personified here as the

extensional whole of the Collected States not as “Linda Liberty”), by voting for Golden Hair. It was determined by John Cassidy’s science team that though it is not specifically about her as a person... it is, in fact, Linda Liberty of the Third Earth singing her parts. Again she is the famous Third Earth journalist and protestor. Here she is showing her skills as a singer! She sings back up vocals on the bridges of this song as the character of Lady Liberty. She also sings at the end of the last chorus but in a mocking and questioning tone asking if the man (Paul Parker), really is sorry. The song's character of Lady Liberty has seen too many false apologies with no action towards change from men especially since Golden Hair took office. Note: the First Earth version of this Song has DeAnza singing Lady Liberty's parts. "Lucid Luke" Plays drums on the First Earth recording.

The Song: Thoughts and Prayers for the NRA:

The NRA is alive and well in Third Earth and puts trillions of “Buck Units” into lobbying Congress for gun rights. They also have their own gun stores on every corner. Despite the C.S. clamp downs on citizen freedoms there are still rampant school and other public shootings in Third Earth. There are practically no gun control laws. Gun ownership is pushed heavily, all kids are given a gun at age 11 by the C.S. Government through NRA voucher or by their parents if it can be afforded. "Arm them while they're young," was one of Golden Hair's campaign slogans. The government subsidized NRA asks religious institutions to pray for them regularly. Often church parishioners have to sign contracts to give a certain amount of their income to “Gun Freedom” causes. This song is sung from two perspectives. The verses are from a young man named Jack Donaldson who lost his friends to a school shooting in Third Earth Georgia. The other voice is an artistic rendering of a lobbying representative of the NRA. Some of these reps are NRA and pro NRA Russian provided semi-sentient spying robots. This is why the chorus vocal sounds robotized.

More about Thoughts and Prayers for the NRA: Celexis Daladon (The Alien Singer)

Unique to this song is that an extraterrestrial was allowed to sing on it. This happened after an E.T. rights organization from Third Earth called “Many Species One Heart” was able to get him a temporary release from work on the Crawling Border Wall. This E.T. named Celexis Daladon was known for his beautiful voice which carried skyward, propelled by the Prothusian folk songs he sang as he worked on the wall. Sometimes he was even allowed to take a work break and sing via large scale hologram projection into the Orange House during Golden Hair’s Cheeseburger feedings for extra Orange bucks. He can be heard singing in the bridge of Thoughts and Prayers for the NRA. The translation of what he is singing is “Why do you earth peoples allow your future to be destroyed in a hailstorm of lead?” “Why do you send into the void... your own species?”

The Song: Pink Hat

Part One

This is one song in two acts. The first act of this song is the tale of a man named Bobby Blazzer, a hardcore and very racist Golden Hair supporter with a hardcore drinking problem. He lives with his 16-year-old daughter Klassandra (who happens to be a multi-racial individual), in Third Earth Kansas. There are a lot of great people in Kansas but he's not one of them...he's starting to not like it there. He is especially upset about some of the Demo-cro-crat-ic candidates winning in Kansas over Golden Hair's endorsed Repudicans. He especially can’t stand candidates winning who are people of Non-Orange color and/or members of the LGBTQ community. He believes that only the Orange race of people (as long as they are also Heterosexual and Cisgender), should have leadership positions and full Civil opportunity. This is why Bobby voted for Golden Hair. Golden Hair is from the socially privileged racial majority, the Orange Race...Third Earth contains a race of people with almost fluorescent orange skin and Golden hair considers himself their leader. That is unless he is “betrayed” by a “Fake News Orange person.” Golden Hair uses the term “fake news person” to describe anyone he doesn’t like or who disagrees with him. It doesn't

matter whether the person has anything to do with news broadcasting or not.

Getting “Oranged”

In acts of “Orange Inclusiveness” Golden Hair provides government-subsidized skin dying to anyone who is not part of the LGBTQ community and has light enough skin for the dye to take. Oranges have to promote his ideals of "O-BOF," “Oranges Best...Oranges first” racism. This is a very expensive skin dying process and is subsidized through H.U.D. (Housing and Urban Development). This agency doesn't do much in the way of helping with housing policies anymore, so they have a lot of time on their hands. For skin dying, all that needs to be provided is one piece of fine china or other expensive dining set piece to H.U.D Secretary Benny Larson. Even though his skin was not light enough to dye, Benny is proud to be allowed into a rare category of “Honorary Orange.” He got here because he never once stood up to the president or disagreed with him in any significant or meaningful way. Not even as Golden Hair took opportunities away from those with "Non-Orange" skin tones. Golden Hair "loves" people like Benny Larson! He doesn't respect them though, or anyone other than himself for that matter. Becoming and staying an “Orange” is all carefully controlled and documentation must always be on hand to prove that you are a “True Orange.” There are some black market and very dangerous dark web skin dying kits and the C.S. government tries to uncover “Fake Orangings.”

Being “De-Oranged” is a Constant Fear for Oranges.

If Oranges are observed working for the opportunity of “Non-Oranges” they are “De-Oranged” which is a dangerous skin treating process that has up to a 30% mortality rate and causes permanent scarring and pain. There are no legal recourses to sue the C.S. government for an "Official De-Oranging" process. Bobby Blazzer was De-Oranged because he was seen by one of Golden Hair’s many “Orange Checker” spies picking up a Pink Cat Hat from a protestor that had fallen into the street. Bobby was thus (falsely) labeled a “Dark Rainbow Fraternizer (DRF).” DRF is what a person taking positive

actions towards anyone, not Orange is called by the Golden Hair Admin. In truth, Bobby would never help someone who wasn't Orange. He was actually taking the pink hat home to burn it in front of his daughter Klasandra to show her how to burn the past and move into “The future of the Orange way.”

Being “Re-Oranged” is Difficult

Since being De-Oranged (esp since it was for a mis-understanding) he now murderously hated anyone who wore a Pink Cat Hat. He wanted to do something big for Golden Hair in order to be allowed to be “Re-Oranged.” Being Re-Oranged is a rare ultra-dangerous process (with a 65% fatality rate) only allowed by executive order of “Orange Pardon.” In Bobby’s brain washed mind, being Re-Oranged was a good example to his daughter even if he passed away in the process. He also hoped to be allowed a very rare “Mixed Race Oranging Allowance” for her. Bobby was not always racist, he was once married to a women of other than Orange color... but when their marriage ended he became depressed, drank more and became twisted in his mind. He was drawn into racist thought because he felt so desperate about life that he went to an "O-BOF" rally. OBOF's are always nice to new people who they want to convert, thus Bobby lost his soul to the O-BOF movement! One day when he was “drinking good jack (not his normal Generica whiskey)” he saw a woman protesting in his town square with a Pink Cat Hat on and he devised a dark plan...but he is horribly surprised by the end results. The lyrical section of this song is about the terrible, and heartbreaking consequences personal to himself and to others of his hatred. You must listen to the song "Pink Hat" to hear the lyrics about what happened in the end.

The Song: Pink Hat

Part Two

The second part of the song was captured through the malfunctioning satellite by John Cassidy and put together from the transmissions of recordings of various peoples Pear phones who were there that awful day.

The Third Earth world wide cloud was leaking information here from the phones in to the satellite. As a reminder to you the reader, the Pear phone is in constant record mode to “keep the C.S. country safe.” The Pear company, (contracted with the C.S. government) slogan is, “Our Pears are always ripe...and we love to hear you eating!” The second act of the song is non-lyrical and starts with a city scene of violence...police and ambulance sirens blare...You can hear a crowds' shocked reaction. The police arrive and go away again... there are the sounds of footsteps in large empty concrete halls...complete with the haunting slamming shut of a great metal door...this is the final jailing of Bobby Blazer! The song then morphs into the sounds of a Golden Hair Rally.

The Murder Conspiracy at The Golden Hair Rally

Bobby is now in jail but he had been to many of these rallies over the time of Golden Hair’s campaign and presidency. The rallies had dark, angry atmospheres that encouraged him greatly in his hatred. The particular rally that is portrayed here in the second act of the Pink Hat song occurs a week after the Prothusians have left Third Earth from Woodstock field. The situation at the rally is that Linda (Lady) Liberty is about to be attacked by an angry mob of Golden Hair Supporters. Golden Hair planned the whole thing telling his supporters to bring hammers to symbolize rebuilding and MAKING AMERICA ALL BETTER AGAIN! It was a special "night off rally," there was no cable news coverage...people at home were given a "rally watching vacation." His hardcore supporters didn't want a vacation from the rallies that they were addicted to...so they all showed. He knew Linda would still be there protesting and planned to incite the crowd to bludgeon her to death with the hammers. He hires a man named Charlie Donner to yell out “It’s Lady Liberty...Get her!!” This was almost all the crowd needed to move into violent action!

More Products from The Orange Store

Charlie would have done it for free but is very excited to do this for $1000 in Orange Bucks! For starters he wants to use some Orange Bucks to

purchase some racist merchandise at the event. He can buy racist themed clothing at the rally as well as “O-BOF”...(again that stands for, Oranges Best Oranges First!), coffee mugs and shot glasses...and his favorite...”Southern MAABA Corn Ball Heritage K-Boffy-Balls.” These were 'Merican cheese flavored, Orange colored popcorn balls with a decorative square of hard, white colored, mint flavored, icing made into a "squared hood" on the top. Golden Hair's nano-tech made this disgusting combo of flavors taste good somehow. I almost forgot, there were also little squares of black icing depicting square eye holes... It was of course a representation of a K-BOF (Keep Being Orange Folks!) hood from racist days past. "K-BOF" was the Third Earth's version of the KKK. They were not as organized or violent but they were still a bad group, and not too smart! The "K-Bofs" used angled wire coat hangers inside of "pure" white "christiany-sheets" to make those square hoods. There were a lot of eye injuries due to the coat hangers coming loose inside! This is where the popular Third Earth phrase "blind as a K-Bof" originally came from! The idea of the coat hanger was to make the hoods "Christiany-like and squared." The reason why "squared" was "chistiany-like" is lost to the ages. This is the way many good or bad religious and cultural practices are. Now President Golden Hair knew that the majority of people in the modern south no longer believed in the racist ways of the old south. Therefore he worked hard to bring back the dark and stupid energy inherent in the older southern version of the MAABA slogan. MAABA was not the first slogan of its kind, it was a reinvention of the earlier K-BOF slogan of “MARGOOPA (Make America Really Great Orange Orange Please Again!)” "Orange" was repeated twice in one of the original K-Bof, "Hand bill bill hand out" campaigns to increase membership and due to the self-induced vision problems in the group, it was not caught in the proof reading phase. So then having the two Oranges stuck as the slogan. The racists in the Third Earth south had always wanted to get Orange people back in control and take rights away from other races. Unfortunately any stupid person can learn how to hate and be brutal. K-Bofs did sometimes get cheap (Generica brand) whiskey drunk and resort to violence, although more often than not they ended up only injuring each

other due to the vision problems. Golden Hair really tried to fire up what was left of the small numbers of the truly racist in the south. Unfortunately, he was able, somewhat at least, to reinvigorate that foolish old nightmare. Racists now felt quite free to act out their dark beliefs. They showed their faces in public at Orange Power O-BOF rallies. They figured “why not,” since Golden Hair’s obvious racism was taking the reins of the Orange House and the C.S. The narrator would like to add, that stupidity reins in hate groups in any part of the Multi-Verse. In Fourth Earth (a place not a part of this story) the not so smart KKKK (Ku Klux Klux Klan) was WAMAGA "We America Make America Great Again!" More stupidly repeated words!

The MAABA (O-BOF) Rally Crowd is Getting Worked Up

Now we go back to the rally where Charlie Donner has just yelled "It's Lady Liberty...get her!" The crowd, of course, then starts to chant their favorite rally mantra…. “LOCK HER UP….LOCK HER UP!” Golden Hair is especially pleased tonight at the crowds' very normal rabid response...He is enraged and afraid about the fact that more and more people are believing Linda Liberty’s “wild, reckless and stupid” story as he called it. He blames her unfairly for the fact that the Prothusians stole away on their spaceship. He angrily missed his crawling wall workers and Cheeseburger Harem of Prothusian women.

More details on Linda Liberties relationship to the Prothusians before we finish with the rally story:

The Prothusians Loved Linda Liberty.

Linda Liberty actually had nothing to do directly with the Prothusian’s emancipation but only knew what her sources told her about the Statue of Liberty and the Spaceship. Still, it’s important to know that the less effected or non-effected (by neural tech) Prothusian’s watched her protesting inside and outside the rallies on cable news and loved her work! Especially the mine workers who had t.v. down in the mines and watched her while they were more clear-headed due to the extra co2 there. Again... not all Prothusians were totally affected by the neural tech... Some, it was found

out later, actually went to Third Earth with their families purely just to be with them, even though they saw through Golden Hair's deceit and knew some manipulation was happening to their families' brains. Another point here is that all the children were unaffected by the neural tech but were just going along to Third Earth because their parents were. Neural tech cannot effect children because of a higher level of natural cohesion and dream state configuration in their brains. This is known informally by scientists in Third Earth as "Alice in Wonderland Brain." Linda was seen by Prothusians as a human who was a "truth-telling-brave" and they loved her very dearly. The Non-affected Prothusians were patiently staying by the sides of their neural tech affected brothers and sisters in the hopes of one day waking them from their slavery minded state.

When Linda Liberty Met the Alien Singer

Linda was a big contributor, worker of and promoter of the organization, "Many Species One Heart," and had met the famous alien singer Celexis Daladon when she recorded the song “Vote for Change.” It was later found out by John, the ex-CIA Agent, that the band who wrote and recorded most of the mystery satellite songs did the recordings as a fund raiser for this organization. Linda met Celexis in the same studio that Daladon’s vocal overdub for "Thoughts and Prayers for the NRA" was recorded. The two actually hit it off quite well and there was even cable news gossip of a romantic interest budding between the two. Celexis really liked Linda and when he shook her hand goodbye, he secretly put a tiny safety tracker chip into her skin. He had brought the tracker chip from Krykton Five and had been protecting it with his life. He'd been saving it for his child "Sonoc-ish-i-us." Sadly he had just found out that she had died for an unknown reason while in the cages. He was separated from her when he arrived on Third Earth as were all alien parents from their children. The tracker he put into Linda's hand sensed whenever the implanted person was in mortal danger and help was always sent... The chip reached out to any help in all galaxies from all just councils. He knew it would work no matter what! He only had wished he had gotten it to his child before it was too late. He was actually

going to implant it on the way to Third Earth but she was sleeping most of the way and the chip cannot be implanted unless someone is awake. Celexis didn't know they would be separated when they got to Third Earth. As we always think we do with our loved ones, he thought he had more time with her! It brought him some solace however to know that the beautiful and wonderful and dazzling and talented (wow he was crushing on Linda!!!), Linda Liberty would always be protected!

Back to Linda Liberty’s Situation at The Rally

Ok reader... Now we go back to the rally where Golden Hair had paid Charlie Donner to incite the crowd so he could be rid of Linda Liberty for good. Donner heard them chanting "lock her up...lock her up." So to please Golden Hair and maybe get some more Orange bucks, he took a risk and also yelled out "Drop the hammer, Drop The hammer!" The rally goers started chanting "drop the hammer...drop the hammer" and raised their hammers...ready to drop them down again on Linda. That's when Golden Hair sneered and threw a virtual switch with an app on his Pear phone. This switch instantly flooded the brains of the neural-tech infected with massive amounts of cortisol, adrenaline and dopamine. The flood of chemicals was at levels so dramatic that some crowd members immediately had strokes or horrible seizures and died where they stood. Most survived the jolt! They saw red...they went brutal...they ground their teeth...they wanted blood! The rally goers were looking to kill, so they crawled quickly over one another to get to the floor where Linda Liberty was. Some were crushed in this Orange wave of raging human torsos and limbs! Everything was going according to plan! Golden Hair was smirking as he watched crowd members rushing the floor, hammers in hand! Once they had Linda surrounded and frightened, the crowd members slowed a bit as they got close to her. They seemed to be enjoying the moment, like a snake about to strike a cornered mouse! They crept and crept up on the fear-frozen Linda Liberty, they formed a slowly constricting circle around her. They were like a great, drooling and ugly human boa constrictor. Time seemed to stand still for a second and then go incredibly fast! They raised their hammers and thrust forward to end

her... in the same moment there was a deafening noise above! The would be murders suddenly found that they had lost the ability to move their bodies, hammers still raised, they could only move their heads and look up with jaws dropped! Linda's safety tracker from Celexis had worked!

An Alien Warning

A spaceship full of Prothusians was suddenly hovering above the outdoor rally stadium! A temporary paralysis beam had been directed at the group about to attack Linda liberty. The spaceship is using the old Unumpentium powered engines and it is loud!!! The leader of the Prothusians, Ageus Soliodon, steps out onto a platform and with her beautiful green hair flowing in the wind, speaks with her deep echoing voice. She uses an alien mega-force communicator and speaks in the wondrous tongue of Proth. Her low voiced speech can be heard for all who want to hear it on the second half of the song "Pink Hat." Her words are translated into English on the giant Holo-Tron 3-D Hologram projection devices at the rally. She states emphatically that if the human race persists in its' violence and oppression to the perceived alien, whoever that may be at any given time in her herstory/history...then Third Earth will never be allowed to join the G9 galactic council! Nor would it have G9 protection! Third Earth would be alone to fend for itself against the extra-galactic crocodile race, the Galec-ti-sions, who wanted to destroy Third Earth (more on this in a minute). The G9 council is the Galactic Council lead by nine different relatively "Galaticly local" star person civilizations. She stated that Third Earth would be given seven years (with some G9 peace ambassador help) to come together and reach non-violence and reasonable harmony. If third Earth failed in this, it risked permanent intergalactic banishment. For the sake of the good humans on Third Earth, the Prothusian’s decided not to report their time of false imprisonment and slavery to the G9 council. They knew if they did this, Third Earth would be automatically banned on the spot! She ended her speech with tears, saying that she truly hoped that the people of Third Earth and Krykton five would one day be "Galactic Allies."

More on the Danger to Third Earth from the Galec-ti-sions (Crocodile Race)

Banishment from the G9 would be very bad for Third Earth because then some war-nations of aliens who are much worse than anyone on Third Earth would be coming! Boris Putin or Bodolf Hitler, even, would be terrified of these war-species, and no match in power of evil! The worst nation of all are the horrifying Galec-ti-sions (The Crocodile Race)! Again reader you should know, that most aliens are peaceful and good! However the Galec-t-sions were and are not and had recently been eying Third Earth for its resources! The cold-blooded and cold-hearted super aggressive, super-criminally intelligent, Galec-ti-sion race evolved from a crocodile-like, reptile species. Although there were some Galec-ti-sions who were good and had defected and found asylum on other worlds, most stayed with their brood. The Galec-ti-sion brood, as it was called, had no problem wiping out all intelligent life on Third Earth to get what it wanted, Gold! Gold for electronics and space travel shielding. Galec-ti-sions had destroyed 200,014 worlds to date. They wanted to get close enough to Third Earth to do a worm-hole beaming transfer of Third Earth to their solar system. Once transfer had taken place, they would take their time eating humans and murdering them for entertainment and child Galec-ti-sion "murder lessons" in their schools. They would enjoying snuffing out the humans, Todd-ish-ians and other Third Earth undersea and polar "alien" races. They would leisurely extract all the Third Earth gold and do "fun" weapons testing and "scientific experiments" on Earthlings and the other "alien" Earth beings before they enslaved or exterminated them all. When they were through, Third Earth would be a cold dead rock, which they would then beam back to Third Earth's original solar system to make room for their next conquest.

Kissing On the Way to Space

Back at the rally Ageus Soliodon finishes her warning speech and the spaceship quickly beams Linda Liberty on board and takes off. The last thing the racist and "alienist" crowd members see to their horror is Linda Liberty and Celexis Daladon the Prothusian singer, kissing passionately behind a circular glass portal on the spaceship. Ageus Solidon saw them

kissing too, so for good measure she quickly broadcast the image onto the Holotron at the rally, for anyone who missed it, because that was just good fun! The ship then speed straight up into the air and punched a circular hole in the clouds above making a sound like thunder crack! "The sonic wave drives had kicked in and the time folder space thrusters harmonized causing the ship to travel so unimaginably fast that it instantly disappeared from view! The only reminder of it's presence was a beautiful rare inside of cloud rainbow effect called "cloud irisation" in the cottony clouds above the rally. It was night but the spaceship's irasation effect was a little different than the normal phenomenon and had some glowing properties to it like the Northern Lights. It was clearly visible. It lit up the inside of the clouds as if there were a million rainbow colored light bulbs inside a great bank of fluffy lamp shades in the sky. All was quiet.

Linda and Celexis's Lives On Krykton Five and Beyond

Linda Liberty and Celexis lived for 600 years on Krykton five and had 236 beautiful hybrid children (some of which were multi-sex). They and eventually their children, fought for justice inter-galatically, including in our galaxy and later became very influential in the local G9 council. They started branches of "One Heart Many Species" on 1036 different planets and were able to intervene and prevent 45 Galactic wars and 12 Universal Wars. Universal War had the capacity to destroy all life in the Third Universe through the use of "Prana," life force, aka "Ki" energy bombs. In fact Adolf Hitler on First Earth once tried to uncover this ancient dangerous weapons tech...but luckily he failed! Whole Universes have been destroyed many times over by it...not to mention the dangers of Great Hadron Collider Weapons (but that's another subject!). Anyways back to the diplomacy of Celexis and Linda. Many of their diplomatic projects were achieved simply by moving waring planetary leaders to tears through their beautiful singing abilities. They were that good at singing together! It is amazing what potential there is when "human" and "alien" lives harmonize! Prothusians' have naturally long life spans but Linda liberty's life span was so long because of the safety chip Celexis had implanted in her hand. The chip had

the before unknown side-effect on a human of massively extending their life span due to its positive effect on human telomeres. She was also able to come back to flesh from a ghost form three times as well due to afore mentioned properties of Krykton Five on human ghosts. Human reader if you don't know what "telomeres" are please do look up "telomeres" on your internet! I think you'll find learning about them quite interesting! Now we must go back to what happened next at the Rally. Before that I want to answer one more question you might have. Did Linda Liberty learn Saxophone?..well no...not really... She could play some but actually she was never very good at it. She still enjoyed it in small amounts every once in awhile! She did however teach Celexis harmonica (she had one in her pocket when she was beamed up) and although he wasn't great at it, he enjoyed messing around, "playing" it anyways. His friends were very curious about the new instrument. Harmonica caught on big on Krykton Five! Many custom harps were manufactured by Celexis and Linda it was a great little cottage industry started by the couple. Celexis liked making them more than playing them! Linda liked both making them and playing them equally! Other companies eventually got involved and mass produced harmonicas (although they weren't as nice as the custom ones). Harmonica became the second favorite instrument of the Prothusians! Everyone liked it because it was pocket sized! Ok now back to the rally! I warn you though...it's not a pretty scene!

The Rally Crowd Turns On Themselves

The cloud rainbow effect was the last straw for the rally goers! There was a loud angry groan going up from the crowd (like the creaking, cracking and snapping of a giant sail ship rolling over in a storm due to a giant wave)... The Golden Hair supporters flew into an uncontrollable rage and to Golden Hair’s horror, they start banging on the metal bleachers with the hammers. This metallic banging can be heard on the second part of the song Pink Hat. Golden Hair is just barely smart enough (from his space travel) to know that the stadium would need at least ten minutes to re-stabilize it's atoms after the spaceship left to withstand this kind of hammering. The problem is that

the sonic wave drive propulsion engine from the spaceship had disturbed the molecular structure of the metal. The Prothusians did not foresee that the crowd would attempt to bash apart the very structure they were sitting upon! Otherwise they would have stabilized the atoms before they left.

Golden Hair Gets Away

Instead of warning the crowd, Golden Hair fled out the back gate and was sped away by his protectors the “Golden Service (Yes met he some of this crew on a pre-Presidency trip to an hourly rate Russian motel),” Golden Hair got out of the stadium parking lot just in time as the whole structure holding 60,000 supporters imploded behind him killing and/or injuring thousands. You can hear all this happening, including the sound of the explosion and Golden Hair's car speeding away on the second half of the song Pink Hat. Luckily some help was on the way.

The Fiasco Observed from the Hobo’s camp

All this commotion at the rally is heard in the Pink Hat song via a Pear Phone recording from the perspective of a local hobo’s camp. The camp is just off the nearby federal railroad tracks. These are about a half mile away. The hobo is a former "White House" cheeseburger burger aide named John Fortepth, who left when Golden Hair renamed it the “Orange House.” The cheeseburgers were one thing but he couldn't also handle the "weirdly arrogant and terrifyingly crazy" name change of the White House too! After Golden Hair cruelly ruined his reputation in Washington (actually called "Wash-toning" in Third Earth), Jacky assumed a new identity as “Jacky Dan” aka “Coffee Bucks,” and he started riding the rails of the many trains in the C.S. Why were there so many trains? To please his supporters…. Golden Hair brought coal trains back into vogue as the one form of delivery to bring replacement drones to the many Orange Store where-houses where the drones picked up supplies. Lots of unnecessary drone deliveries were made when there was extra anthracite on hand from overworking the Prothusian women. Did I mention that Golden Hair had all anthracite which normally

burns cleaner than other coal treated with a special sludge to make it burn less efficiently? Wonky's restaurant would let their french fry oil get so dirty and toxic that people would nearly die from it...that's when they knew it was ready for sludging! Now normally, dirty french fry oil, would not be enough for this type of sludging. However this oil was Super GMO altered before and after it was dirtied by overuse. Therefore it had amazing effects on dirtying up Golden Hair's coal! The reason he wanted the coal dirtied, was so that he could keep the air quality poor enough to sell the public lots of air cleaners for both home and car from his “Enviro-Stable Inc.” business. He outlawed all electric and even diesel trains because he wanted the air “respectably dirty.” Now back to the story of the former Orange House aides. Many of his fired or quit Orange House aids road the rails. They were rejected now by people from all sides of the political spectrum... The rails were the only place they could belong. They formed tribes and sometimes had great conflicts with one another. Sometimes these conflicts would make the news. The fights took place in switching stations and were referred to as “Aide Wars.” and Hobo Rumbles.” Most of the spaceship event and (Ageus's speech) at the rally was recorded from a distance on Coffee Buck's Pear phone. He had an expensive Pear phone because the homeless...hobo or otherwise...have Pear phones given to them by the government. This is because “Personal Citizen Observations” are made “inclusively” on all people through the phones by the Golden Hair Admin.

What Did the Hobo Hear?

Saving the Rally

What Jacky Dan the hobo observes next is quite astounding. Like I said, help was on the way for the rally goers. It turns out that as the Prothusians were leaving Third Earth's solar system some disturbing readings came in. Now these actually were not about the stadium collapse... The Prothusians did not know about that yet because they were distracted by a virtual fire in the virtual wiring system which temporarily shut down all scanners... The virtual fire was dangerous! Everything on the ship badly needed servicing and the virtual fire could have caused a real fire! Coming back to Third Earth

for Linda when they had just almost reached home (one weeks travel on slow, safe mode speed) had been a great risk! They came back because although someone else would have come to help, they were the closest to Linda liberty. They decided to go back (on ultra speed setting) themselves just to be on the safe side to protect her. The current danger readings (A different danger than the stadium collapse that had just happened) regarding the rally, were observed on the scanners of their “backward psychic echo time reading technology.” Something very bad was coming in the very near future of the rally survivors! Then the spaceship's computer system totally rebooted and all the 4000 different types of scanners came back on. The Prothusians were greatly saddened and alarmed when they realized that the stadium had collapsed. But now something even worse was coming! The time reading tech only works to about two minutes into the future...so they had to work fast to prevent this second coming tragedy. They couldn't go back themselves because now they really had to go back to Krykton Five or they could be in danger from another virtual fire or malfunction. They had used up all extra resources! They quickly contacted Krykton Five and had a hospital ship sent slightly into the future of Third Earth. This was to compensate for the time it took to get the hospital ship ready. As I mentioned before, Prothusians have an emergency time traveling device on Krykton five. It can remotely send large items such as a spaceship forward or back in time to a degree. Also using a wormhole to travel depending on how you do it, can alter time to an even greater degree. They used a wormhole, the hospital ship exploded through this wormhole and hovered above the broken down stadium! Jacky Dan, the hobo, sees the ship and is astounded! From the hobo's camp, his Pear phone actually picks up no sound from the engines of the hospital ship. This is because the hospital ship is using super sonic drive that operates at 65,000hrz... well above human hearing range. The hobo and everyone at the rally, however, can see the ship quite well...and it is massive! The size of 10 football fields! It is mystifying and terrifying to the survivors and the hobo. At this point in the second part of the song Pink Hat, you can hear the rally survivors distant screams as they take in the sight of the ship. Then just after that, you

can hear the hobo exclaim “Oh my God!” He's saying this about everything...the recent stadium implosion and the quickly appearing and quietly hovering giant UFO! The UFO's lights are so bright that it seems like it's day time out for a half mile all around, even though it's night! It is so large that it's over Jacky at the same time it is over the distant stadium! Next, in Pink Hat you can hear a "whooshing" sound which is the tractor/transport beam instantly taking both the hobo and the wounded up into the hospital ship. The ufo quickly and quietly moves up well away from the stadium and waits while it powers up for the ride home. Then, suddenly, there is another harsh, cruel brutal sound!

Wait! Let's "hit pause button" for a second here and clarify something.... Since Jacky Dan has just been beamed up to the hospital ship along with his Pear phone... everything else on the Pink Hat song is now going to be heard from a Pear Phone active and recording further up the tracks at a safer distance! It is the Pear phone of another more famous hobo and former presidential staff member. It's that lovable truth contorting rascal Shane Spicey! He's remembered "sort of fondly," by some people, as the first of 22 disgraced former Orange House press secretaries who now live near the tracks and ride the rails! I'm remembering now that at least he had some sense of humor about himself...probably why he was fired!

Ok... Now Back to the Story

What's heard now on Spicey's phone is the laser beam like sound of quickly approaching aircraft followed by three deafening explosions! Something has hit the remains of the stadium with deadly force! The explosions are deafening! The destruction is total! Now everything that in any way resembled a stadium is reduced to ash and indistinguishable rubble. If the rally survivors and Jacky Dan had not been beamed aboard the hospital ship, they all would have been killed! So what happened?

Why the Rally Survivors Needed Saving

Well... the great destruction of the stadium was because of Golden Hair!

Long before the murderous evening was planned the president had ordered a Super Drone strike to be ready to kill everyone in the stadium after they had first killed Linda Liberty. To do the deed he would use a special drone, used unjustly for imperializing efforts in other nations. It was the infamously feared “Kitty Cat Grabber Drone (KCG).” This is a giant drone with a graphic on the side thought up by Golden Hair himself. It details a shiny Orange robot hand holding a furious cat by the scruff of it's neck. The KCG drone came to the stadium and shot out three of “the best destruction in the world” ultra high powered missiles, leveling everything. It would be the perfect cover for her murder! He wanted Linda Liberty dead “no matter the cholesterol damage” (Golden Hair meant “collateral damage”)” and he was willing to sacrifice 60,000 of his supporters to do it. He had a scapegoat planned...the "Dem-cro-cratic Mob!" This is what he called any groups who disagreed with him publicly and/or were a political foe. Golden Hair planned to tell the public that the Lib-er-o-tals from the “Demo-cro-cratic mob,” infiltrated and exploded the rally with many homemade bombs. This story would be hard to believe unless you were a Golden Hair supporter who had become accustomed to taking everything he said at face value. He figured that the sympathy of his remaining followers and making his political opponents look like murderers would be sure to secure him "better current cable t.v. President ratings" and victory in the next election.

The Mercy of the Prothusians

The Survivors and the Hobo

It was a supreme act of mercy that the Prothusians beamed the rally survivors (who hated Prothusians) on board. It was obvious to the Prothusians that the right thing to do was to beam aboard the hobo (Jacky Dan, not Spicey) in case he was too close to the Missile strike. The rally survivors and hobo were in fact beamed onboard just seconds before the missiles hit! After this on the song Pink Hat you can hear the hospital ship (which had been in a safe area nearby powering up) wind up it’s old Unumpentium powered engines and then switch slowly to sonic engines. High up in the distance the ship can be heard jumping through a time folding

wormhole and making a low boom like a kettle drum. The song fades out from the perspective of Shane Spicey's hobo camp, his camp fire left crackling and the crickets chirping. Shane Spicey missed the whole event because he had had quite a lot to drink that night and was sleeping it off, snoring loudly under the cloudy night sky next to the fire! The phone could really pick up all the sounds of the evening well from where it was, Spicey always left his phone up in a tree on drinking nights so didn't step on it and he'd know where to find it in the morning.

What Happened to the Survivors and Jacky Dan the hobo next? then they were given blank minds of the event and time with the Prothusians. They were taken back to earth (without Golden Hair’s knowledge....his mind luckily is already blanked much of the time!) The Prothusians' offer Jacky the hobo a new life on Krykton Five if he wishes to stay. Which was an easy decision for him... He knew he would be treated much better on Krykton Five than on Third Earth. He now lives happily on Krykton Five with his two husbands, three wives, and ten children.

So now first I will talk about The final Song on the MAABA EP: "Golden Hair Meets the Ghost of Christmas Future. (Future Ghost)" Then we will tie up all the loose ends in the rest of the story!

The song...like a coin, has two sides to it...

Future Ghost Part One: First Side of the Song Coin

“Ultra-Dimension Spanner-Worm-Hole-Multi-Mind-Fractal-Geo-Radar-Tech” is used by John Cassidy’s scientific team to detect and translate the collective consciousness of Third Earth. This song is the sound of the psyches of the conscientious souls on Third Earth. You can hear their many inner voices (some speaking backwards, or strange "sleeping walking brain" languages) behind the spoken word poetry. The spoken word performer, Buck Johnson, from Third Earth is struggling along with all third Earths' psyches to navigate the times he is living in under Golden Hair’s terrible reign. The spoken word poet is an activist involved with Many Species One

Heart on Third Earth. The song asks the question "How do we get through the pain and fear and exhaustion?" The spoken word side of the song reaches a cathartic peak asking for acceptance into the Galactic Council and then ends with the sound of a Buck Johnson (from his Pear phone) swimming out into the ocean for rebirth. Seagulls can be heard and also (if you listen carefully) a distinct moment of sound different than the regular keyboard playing, that is like a ship's horn.

Picked Up by a UFO at Sea

This is actually the sound of an old Unumpentium powered spaceship that saved Buck Johnson. He was depressed but not suicidal. He was on a "vision quest" in the water, Unfortunately, the water was colder than he realized, his muscles were cramping and once he became exhausted, it turned out that he was actually swimming to his death in the sea! Luckily he’s not alone in that "patch of Sea." There are many different races of E.T.s that live under the ocean and under the poles on Third Earth (with separate governments and agreements with the land nations on Third Earth). These E.T.s sometimes come to the rescue of people who swim out to sea in despair looking for answers. Sometimes the rescued are returned...sometimes they go on (if they don’t want to go back) to live out their lives in the underwater colonies of these alien folks...In the case detailed by this song, the aliens tried to transport the swimmer, Buck Johnson back to the shore. However, there is a malfunction with the atom beaming tech which causes him to have what could be described as a Psychedelic experience.

Now dear human reader, it's the Narrator here, I'm not going to tell you whether there are any aliens under the sea on First Earth so please keep to the shore unless you have a boat and get help if you are depressed!

The Trip Back to Shore: The Song Coin’s Edge

A bit of shamanic visioning occurs for Buck on the way back to the beach and he finds himself in a mind space of being backward in time. His phone

taps his brain waves somehow and records the brain impressions of the sounds he hears in his mind! These "impression waves" were later deciphered separately and converted into synthetic sound versions of his thoughts so they could be heard on the song! He hears the sounds of old tech and a single crow cawing surrounding him. Drills wiz, there are mechanical pings, breathing and the old tech of a baby’s heart beating through an ultrasound machine. Then a Grandfather Clock ticks and chimes. It’s a rebirth of going back to what once worked technologically. It's the process of going back to observe what "worked" socially, politically and spiritually through the metaphors of low tech noises. This is all happening in his mind to teach him how to move forward into a brighter future not stained by fear. To find a better, higher way and teach it to others! Suddenly while waking up back on the beach, Buck Johnson has a revelation (reader you must feel this revelation in your heart directly through the music...so listen with all your heart please!) about how to start Third Earth over. A song comes into his head! He is now totally unafraid of the consequences of writing a song critical of Golden Hair... So Buck writes the melodic part of song for all Third Earth to hear!

Future Ghost Part Two...Criticizing The Dragon: Second Side of the Song Coin

With the fear now gone...The second side of the coin is where Buck’s melodic song (not poem/spoken word) starts appropriately with a discussion about a mountain of stolen dragon's gold. It is an inditement against Golden Hair by Buck and the Universe. A criticism by... The Universal Basic Frequency... The Highest Source, be it He, or Herself, the Divine Spirit or Ultimate Reality! The Universe, the Multiverse is calling Golden Hair to consider forces higher in power and so much higher in love than Golden Hair himself. Mother Nature too is far more powerful than him! She calls and warns as well! Golden Hair may not even have any love in his heart! He may not be able to listen. Nevertheless it is a final warning to change his ways or else be consigned to the ash heap of history as all dictators are. Golden Hair shunned other religious holidays and said he wanted people to

be able to say “Merry Christmas” again instead of “Happy Holidays...” Here is the old ghost of an old Christmas tale... The character is the Ghost of Christmas Future from Charles Dickens tale "A Christmas Carol." A tale about the old miser Scrooge, not so much different than Golden Hair himself! Then next in the song, the sound of an old airplane comes! It's the sound of an ancient tech "Bi-Plane" diving and crashing into the dragon’s mountain of gold coins and jewels, spraying them all over! This is metaphorically the sound of leadership ending badly. It always eventually does for those who abuse their power!

We Are the Universe

Salvation for his character would seem too late for Golden Hair...but, in the end, his fate is up to him. The fate of Third Earth, however, is not up to him... it is ultimately in the hands of the ruler/s of the Universe/Multi-verse….Whoever or whatever that is... Now what God/Goddess/Godding is... is much less clear. Perhaps all Earths' and other planets' fates are in the hands of us all and all Universes in the hands of all home and alien intelligence. We are all spirits together in the glue of love...the web of all consciousness. The dance of everything dancing with itself! So let Golden Hair and the Folk of the Universe/Multi-verse interpret the following words as they wish. It is the end of the song and the MAABA EP. “...If you use your power for fear...” “You might want to watch out for the ruler of the Universe... He might be taking a tour…. She might be back once more! Keep listening to the song now...it's not over. The coming of the oneness will sound like a beautiful harmonica and look like a beautiful flower. You may see in your mind, a painting of hearts and the "flower of this moment," a sacred lotus. The lotus and hearts are the final beautiful part of the installment of other beautiful art work for the MAABA record. The First Earth MAABA record Art work of Lotus and Hearts is by Sara T. and all the rest is by Lisa P. In Lisa's art you will see what you need to see. It is a beautifully, highly evolved "ink blot test" for your own mind. Find what you need to find in it and be set free! You should know that this song did hit "home" in Third Earth. Buck's plan was a success. It opened peoples' spirit eyes and helped

undo Golden Hair from the other place, the place of power from the spiritual realms. It is another form of the mud of earth that the Lotus comes from. It is the second mighty root. The place that is so highly evolved from root that it returns once again to root...to home. Home...away...home. Like a musical scale that resolves again after a journey. These are realms Golden Hair knew nothing about and had no influence over. Buck's song reached its audience well, it went holo-graphically "viral" on holographic social media and "Me movie," hologram sites.

Now dear reader, I must tie up some loose ends...

What Was the Fate of Third Earth?

We Start With What happened to Alien Lottery Winner Shotus Plegius!

This is the Alien who won big in the lottery and stayed on Third Earth once under the protection of L.A. and California in general. Shotus Plegius wore sunglasses in public and no one ever realized he wasn’t a local, especially in Hollywood! He worked on campaign's putting pressure on The Collected States Government to allow the Todd-ish-ians to be allowed to leave Foxy News and go back to their cities under the Ocean. He eventually succeeded in this when the Democro-cra-tes took back the "Great Cottage of Congress" in the "Stagger Term Elections" The "Stagger Term" is like a "Mid Term" election but it is another vote done six months before the presidential election. It's called a "stagger term" because this stagger of time gives the ability for power change to be staggered... not changing all at once. The "Stennatorium" (Third Earth word for Senate) was still Repudican held but legislation was eventually passed to free the Todd-ish-ians! The president of course vetoed the bill at first but he forgot to do one his normal weekly nanobot redoses on the Stennatorium Repudicans. Some of them all of a sudden had some normal empathy bubble up in their waking brains and hearts! When the bill went back to congress there was a 2/3 majority vote to pass it in both the Cottage and the Stennatorium! Golden Hair was so upset

that day that he skipped his normal cheeseburger feeding and wanted three pick up truck flatbed sized fudgey-cherry Orange cream-sical sundaes with Orange sprinkles...and candy bacon..and meatloaf flavored jelly beanies on the "tippy top" instead! What a mess that was to clean up afterwards! He kept muttering "My fox-faces! My fox-faces! They're gone...all gone!!! He repeated this sad mantra all day long and even in his sleep! In his sleep it sounded more like, "my frox faces, my frox faces, in between the night belching and sleep farting!" He so wished he had enough nano-bots to have dosed the Demo-cro-crates and brain washed them before they took back the Great Cottage but his supply had run low. He wasn't sure why he'd forgotten to redose the Repudicans...some say he'd started to develop dementia. Some say he'd developed it before he even took office! At any rate The Demo-cro-crates' win on the Cottage was the first blow in him starting to lose grip on power!

What Happened to Golden Hair?

Golden Hair destroyed himself in the end by cheapness. He also may have been losing his mind from stress. The worst stress of all was that none of his staffers could feed him a cheeseburger, "the right way," anymore. The neural tech controlling his followers which he did not have shipped properly when he stole it in the first place, started to completely break down. If he'd shipped it properly it would've lasted a lifetime! Instead it lasted less than his first 10 year term in office. He had been in office nine years when the tech started to wear out. People who had been affected by low doses started waking up feeling a little different each day. Somehow more free and "lighter in the head in a good way." They started to get sick of his voice and constant stressful screaming about more and more subjects through the cable Notworks. Also the story got out about how bad he was really treating the Prothusians behind the scenes. Below I'll talk about how the televised Prothusian expose´ all came out on a t.v. show on a network he had lost control over. Golden Hair’s popularity plummeted more each day and his still affected more heavily dosed followers became more and more aggressive (due to some of the tech causing that psychotic anger "rally

reaction" I explained earlier) until a tipping point was reached and people had enough. C.S. residents became sick of worrying that a hardcore Golden Hair supporter would beat them up...or worse for speaking the truth about "Golden Hair's chaos and cruelty." Then things got even worse for him...because of a popular comedian of non-Orange color. A comedian who later decided to run against Golden Hair in the next election.

Shotus Plegius and the Famous Comedian

The candidate was actually the comedian Travis Nomad from the Everyday Show on the “Laugh in the Center Notwork.” The alien Shotus Plegius, however, was Travis’s Presidential campaign run inspiration. Shotus went on the show as “the tall dark and handsome lottery winner in sunglasses.” Remember Shotus was the biggest lotto winner in California history! Everyone wanted to know about him, "there was just something different about him." To the amazement of the studio audience and millions watching at home Shotus Plegius revealed who he was to the shocked crowd. He took off the sunglasses and showed his alien eyes. Everyone gasped when he "came out" as alien. He told of all the horrible things Golden Hair had done to his people. Travis was so moved that he couldn’t stop crying for two full minutes. They had to go to commercial break, come back and go to commercial break again before he composed himself enough to continue the show! The alien comforted him and then Travis said: “Goddammit, I’m running for President of the Collected States!” The crowd went wild! They jumped to their feet clapping and cheering along with the viewers at home watching on their partial hologram t.vs. Travis started a chain reaction of events that in several months time led to Golden Hair’s impeachment, or was it removal via the 25th amendment? One of the two anyway! The Vicey President, Micky Ponce, wanted Golden Hair gone. Micky was picked as Vicey by Golden Hair by the way because he, Micky, thought God wanted him to be a bigot. This was perfect for Golden Hair! Micky's religion, however, started to backfire on Golden Hair! Fist off, Micky didn't want to be fired or killed, but he also didn't want to be "thrown right into hell for lying all the time" by his cruel version of "God." Micky had a lot of personal guilt and

fear over all the lying he was being made to do by Golden Hair! So Ponce helped with Golden Hair being taken out of office too. At just this time another of Golden Hair's conspiracies was uncovered as well. Golden Hair was able to pull off the idea that the Demo-cro-cratic mob did the rally stadium bombing. That is, until Linda Liberty made sure to beam some images of the Kitty Cat Grabber Drone doing its work. She was able to hack the World Wide Information Cloud and since the hobo Shane Spicey's phone was left up in a tree by his hobo camp at the time, (he liked to climb trees when he wasn't too drunk) there was cloud video from a great vantage point. She had been observing Third Earth from back on Krykton Five and looking for just the right time to inform the public. She hacked into the cable Notworks from back on Krykton Five and delivered the images everywhere at once. Golden Hair never finished his first term! The Vicey President Ponce ended up quitting after Golden Hair was removed and the leader of the Great Cottage, a great female leader, named Janice Ferocity took over and did an excellent job in the interim. She retired at the end of the term after bringing a lot of healing and the rule of law back to the C.S. In the next election cycle, the B list celebrity that the Repudican party put up to go against Travis was a total washout! They only got 15% of the electoral collage vote and 5% of the popular vote! He was no match for Travis in the debates due to Travis's sense of humor. Travis under cut everything this other candidate, who was the actor who played, "cheeky" on the old seventies/eighties Third Earth sit-com show "Happy Times" said and therefore Travis won the election by a landslide! Travis was a great leader who brought people together. He started the hard work of rebuilding the C.S. and restoring it's reputation and the damage it had done to the world under Golden Hair's terrible reign. The Orange House was henceforth called the "Everyone House" and the "Collected States" was changed back to the United States again. He also ended the electoral collage once and for all. In addition to this, he started working with an ambassador from the G9 Galactic Council to help the world come together in peace in order to start the process of Third Earth being accepted into the G9 Galactic Council.

More Things That Happened To Golden Hair

In his last two months of office. Golden Hair was indicted for a total of 260 felonies and 509 misdemeanors. He was taken by helicopter straight to jail from the Orange House (soon to be "Everyone House") when he was removed. So it went that after the people of the C.S. finally came to their senses, they spoke with one accord. They uttered the words Golden Hair had spoken to so many Prothusian women during the cruel Foxy News monthly Orange House "Goldy favs" broadcasts...the words... "YOUR FIRED!"

What were all the crimes? Well, get comfortable in your chair, this is gonna take awhile! The crimes were as follows: money laundering and drying, stealing directly from the treasury and replacing money with green toilet paper, environmental homicide and "promoting environmental idiocy." He was found guilty of alien kidnapping, false imprisonment of aliens from two separate races, a slew of murders, mind kidnapping. Also promoting childhood and infant smoking, selling plastic as food, selling ground glass as food and promoting asbestos use in fast food burgers to prevent meat burning! It went on...the crime of creating "Frankenstein Food" products (these were meat based foods which came back to life to increase shelf time). He was guilty of collusion with not just Russia (they were the main culprit) but 12 other different foreign governments (working for Russia) to destroy the United States election processes. He was also found guilty and charged in international court for land theft due to his crawling border wall. There were many other crimes but these were at the top of the list. He was lucky not to be charged in Inter Galactic court because of the mercy of the Prothusians. The list went on... the destruction of public landmarks (the Statue of Liberty) and unlawful sales of stolen goods. He was also charged with misdemeanor emotion based crimes such criminal inhospitality, vicious deceit and anti-love…. Do we really have to keep talking about Golden Hair? Let's just say that it was a very disturbing and long laundry list of crimes indeed! Some of which I'm embarrassed to even write down here. There were crimes he should've been charged for such as tech manipulation towards the sexual coercion of the alien women but that

unfortunately fell outside the C.S. and earth laws. These laws have since been changed! In Golden Hair's words it was a "big list of crimes... very big... Trust Me Trust Me!" His behavior was unprecedented and totally different than any president in history. So much so that judges didn’t really know how to sentence him or his co-conspirators, lackeys, and goons. After a careful scan of the comb-over for any remaining Nanobots, he was put on permanent "house" arrest on a small island surrounded by sharks (which he hated) so he wouldn’t be tempted to leave. He was also kept on mag locks...metal boots on a magnetized floor to keep him unable to make sudden moves. He said they were “the most fantastic boots in the world” and he “loved wearing them.” He had a team of psychologists study him for his remaining years to try and figure what had gone wrong in his psyche and how to prevent it from going wrong in others. Golden Hair spent a great deal of time looking at himself in the two way mirror and giving himself compliments. Non self-aware basic robots (which couldn't be tricked) attended to him, it was deemed too dangerous for people to be near him, he ate a greatly reduced diet of three cheeseburgers a day...but he had to feed them to himself now. There was no burger harem. He never even seemed to notice that except for the psychologists safely behind the bulletproof one-way mirror... he was alone.

A New President:

Rebuilding The Statue of Liberty

Most of the Statue of Lady Liberty was able to be recovered by tracking down and arresting people who had been involved in the crimes of dismembering and selling her. People were sentenced to jail time but were never turned over to the Squealer Squeezers (who were sent back to Russia by the way). Golden Hair actually had brought a lot of criminals into the country who were sent away by Travis. Very ironic for all the fear mongering Golden Hair promoted about "illegals," who in reality were not dangerous at all! Putin returned Lady Liberty's head because despite all his bluffing he was scared of the U.S. once it was a stable democracy again. He realized he had failed in trying to destroy it...that it had much more bounce

back than he had given it credit for! He knew that Travis was smarter than him, un-like Golden Hair. Plus he had never asked for the head in the first place or paid a dime for it. He couldn't figure out quite what to do with it. It was much too big for his office and it didn't really fit with Red Square decor! The Saudi Prince too gave back his part, the hand and torch, when he realized that the U.S. was back up and running again. He knew he wasn't going to be allowed to do whatever evil thing he wanted to in the world anymore. He didn't really know how Travis was going to run things so he figured he better play it safe. Artisans did have to recreate some of Lady Liberty and added on to her... They designed her to have ever changing skin color to represent all. When she was green as she always used to be, that green now represented E.T. races. Her remade plaque now includes: "All Galactic and Universal Blessings to Linda Liberty and the Prothusians who gave Lady Liberty wings!" This, of course, is why angel wings were added to the final recreation of her and she is now called, “The Winged Statue of New Liberty”

More Work by President Travis Nomad

Travis Nomad started to clean up the air and gave out free air cleaners in the meantime. The United States had developed a soot problem...like during the ancient industrial revolution. People had to wear ultra-filter-paper-tech masks for some time! He got traction going again on countries coming together to fight climate change and started job programs. He brought back electric trains. He rehired many of the disgruntled hobos who were former Orange House staffers...unless they still thought Golden Hair was a good leader. There were a few "Neo-Golden Hairs" left. Most of the neural tech had stopped working but he ran public clinics for people to come in and see if their minds had been compromised. He also broke up the cable news Notwork monopolies. He brought public broadcasting back from near non-existence so that there could be something of value on the Holograph T.V. He of course ended all skin dying programs...and fired Benny Larson. He undid most of the other atrocious programs and bad ideas fo the Golden Hair admin. He banished all Golden Hair Admin Russian based "services,"

that were really spying on and trying to destroy America. Most important of all perhaps, he tore down the Crawling Border Wall. He had all of it melted down or scrapped to make sure it could not bring itself back to life! He re-legalized asylum for both earthlings and space born races. He restarted a fully formed and funded...and just, federal refugee assistance program and allowed many more refugees into the country. The G9 Galactic Council took serious notice and entry proceedings were started early. This is a 20-year process but once you are in this process as a planet you are protected from war-species dangers for the entire process. Travis was the best president the Collected States had ever had to that point, which was only slightly better than the second to last President..the one before Golden Hair that is....but Travis was so many worlds...Universes better than Golden Hair!

The Next Election:

Is There Any Stable Future?

The next election was when women finally fully secured the highest office in the land! After Travis's four year-term (he changed terms back from 10 to four years), he stepped aside. This is because Travis found out that two women were running! The Repudican party never really recovered from all the damage Golden Hair had done. They ran a C-list actor in this race named "Donald Trump," a bit of a strange name! Some say this Trump character just showed up in Third Earth out of nowhere! No one knew where he’d come from. Some joked that it was like he’d come from another dimension! He convinced a cable network (no one called them “Notworks” anymore) to present him in a show as a "big business tycoon" called "The Donald." He had persuasive powers. Against their better judgement, they agreed to run the show. It was called "You're fired!" The plot was that people worked for him and then he meanly fired those people for any ridiculous reason he wanted to. He would get real angry and yell “You're fired!!!” He’d ramp his blood pressure up and his blood vessels would move convulsively like electrified worms under his rosy-skinned face. People in Third Earth thought "You’re Fired” was a fairly cruel show. They called Donald, “Donald The Grump” and his Dr. told him he couldn’t yell like that

anymore. He put him on blood pressure meds and offered him antidepressants (which Trump declined). Donald also lost his voice a lot due to yelling and stomach acids coming up on to his vocal cords. He had developed severe gastrointestinal disturbances from a total fast food diet. He liked fast food due to strange fears about poisoned food in regular restaurants. He said restaurants are where “people could tell what he had ordered, and where his food was!” It seemed a little paranoid to Dr. Bill, a popular Third Earth T.V. Psychologist. Trump had gone on the Dr. Bill show to get ratings up on "Your fired," but it backfired when Dr. Bill had a germ and poison phobia intervention and told Trump he needed help! So for all these reasons the show “Your fired” was canceled after just one half of a season. Nevertheless, the Repudicans picked him as their guy! In the election campaign, he tried to use his “star power” to get votes but the Repudican voter turn out was so low in the primary that the party fired him. “You’re Fired,” were the exact words they used in fact! Funny thing actually the show was running at the end of Golden Hair's time in office and it became very popular for people to start saying "Golden Hair, Your fired!" No one ever heard from Trump again. There was not enough time for the fractured Repudican party to put up another candidate. They tried several other C and even D list celebs...but the party leaders were still infighting about a choice when the deadline passed. There were then two candidates left, Oporia Whin-finnery was running as a Demo-cro-crat against Marissa O-bib-nia as an independent. The popular votes (the only votes that were counted now) were so close that the two women called it a tie and decided to be first Co-Presidents of the Third Earth United States. Famous Actors Dane Johnson "The Boulder," and Dom Shanks were brought in to be Co-Vice Presidents.

Back on First Earth

What Happened to John Cassidy

and The Stardust Crush?

As John Cassidy studied the Pear phone transmissions in Third Earth he realized that there must be more he could do to help the people and aliens

suffering there. So after he made sure that the songs were getting played in First Earth he set out to find a way to communicate to the CIA and FBI there in Third Earth from here on First Earth. It wasn’t easy. He ended up contacting a psychic spy and mystic named Topher Shamus to bridge the gap with his mind. Topher agreed to help. First, they set up what’s called a "Faraday cage." This is a copper lined cage that blocks various electromagnetic waves. The cage helped keep his mind clear from confusion by localized electromagnetic waves, such as regular radio station signals. Topher Shamus got to work tapping into the frequencies of Third Earth by using a certain popular First Earth company's phone that matched the Pear phone on Third Earth. He needed to do this on a different level than mere cell signals. There are other unknown (to the general public) signals that come through cell phones...and he tapped into these and prana waves from astral-spiritual planes. He started his psychic journey by having sound engineers amplify the white noise coming out in between "The Stardust Crush" songs as they came through the satellite. Remember, these are the songs that John had discovered through the original space time-rift sending signals to the malfunctioning satellite. Once Topher was “inside the higher frequencies,” with his mind and spirit locked on, he started to move from these frequencies to some of the super sensitive listening devices on First Earth. For instance, he tapped into SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) in Colorado of First Earth. This is a bank of satellite dishes that listen for E.T. radio transmissions. He was able to reverse the whole bank (from receiving to transmitting mode) briefly and send a signal mentally from there to amplify the signal strength of the malfunctioning satellite up above First Earth. Then he was able to bridge the inter-dimensional wormhole gap through the malfunctioning satellite. He found his way mentally from there through the Inter-Universe space/time rift to YETI (Yearning for (more) Extra-Terrestrial Life) which is another bank of super sensitive satellites in Colorado of Third Earth. He mentally sent them a "WOW signal" (this is a remarkable signal that seems to have order and intelligence). He was able to communicate directly through the malfunctioning satellite to send a Morris code message to them. After he got their attention, he explained in code,

that he was not an alien but that he was a psychic/sensitive who had once worked for the U.S. government in a Parallel Universe on First Earth. He said that he had to get a communication link established and asked them for the technical instructions for setting this up so that John Cassidy could eventually talk to the CIA/FBI on Third Earth. John and Topher figured that the more advanced Third Earth tech could pull this off and they were right! YETI had communicated and still made new contact with many alien races. They didn't know about the Prothusians and Todd-ish-ians however. Golden Hair had kept these workers in the dark about these alien races. He made these YETI workers eat, sleep and work there at YETI. He also had their satellite power turned down to low. Golden Hair told them there was an energy crises and the satellites had to be turned down in power. The truth is that he didn't want them to hear any signals from the Prothusians on Krykton five. He knew these Prothusians were probably trying to communicate to Third Earth from back on their home planet. In fact, it was true the Prothusians really were trying to get a message to good Earthlings who might help their enslaved Prothusian friends. When the Prothusians didn't come back after a year, the other Prothusians on Kyrkton Five put two and two together! The YETI workers were very bored since Golden Hair had forced them to turn down the reception level of their satellites, so they never heard anything interesting at all. Topher Shamus was able to bridge together all reception power of the bank of satellites to just one satellite in the YETI bank to overcome this low power level. This whole "psychic-radio contact" experience was so exciting to the YETI workers that they decided they'd almost rather be dead than be so bored again. They decided to risk jobs and all to help make the connection between Third Earth and First Earth! The rest happened pretty quickly. After setting things up, John was able to explain the broader situation to the third Earth CIA/FBI from his vantage point. He was happy to find that both agencies were not completely in the pocket of Golden Hair and didn't spill the beans to him! John explained how the CIA and FBI could tune into the YETI satellites to pick up a possible transmission from Krykton Five. It worked and the CIA/FBI of Third Earth were able to hear from the distant planet! This is how the CIA/

FBI got help from them formulating a plan to free Ageus Soliodon.

Who Wrote the Songs?

What Happened to The Stardust Crush?

The narrator would like to inform you that the songs were actually written by The Stardust Crush themselves in their Third Earth band form (except for the one written by Buck Johnson). The First Earth Stardust Crush found out from the Psychic and mystic, Topher Shamus, that one year down the road, they were actually going to write First Earth versions of the same Third Earth songs. They decided to get a jump on this and attempted writing and recording the First Earth version of the songs to be released six months early. They continued touring and did the writing and recording during sound checks. It was stressful! They were doing the best they could to finish their contract on the Third Earth versions of the songs and their own version of the one song Mrs. Liberty. They played their part in resisting injustice in the U.S. of First Earth and inspired many towards living out democracy and justice. Something was wrong though, over and again various barriers kept cropping up and stopping them from finishing the new project. They had an epiphany during a winter solstice group meditation and realized that they better take six months off. They decided to finish and release the songs when they were originally meant to happen according to Topher Shamus. They let First Earth be First Earth and Third Earth be Third Earth! Six months later TSDC wrote and recorded their own versions of the songs in a simple yet powerful more acoustic based format. They toured on these songs and again were one small but important part of a team of millions who changed the world! This team of non-violent resistance protestors made First Earth into a much better place! Although First Earth was still imperfect, it became a more generally reasonable, inclusive, just and hope-giving living space for all. The protest movement that was "life soundtracked" by TSDC and other really excellent bands and solo acts had a positive ripple effect on the direction of First Earth's U.S.A. There was a more peaceful tone in the U.S. and people realized that bullying in politics and society did not create a good living situation for anyone. Luckily a new President was voted in the

next term! The whole world breathed a collective sigh of relief!

To Earthling Reader: Endings are the Most Important Ya Know! So Read below, Before You Go!!! Did I just create a poem? The Digitized Akashic Recorder asks?

Ageus Soliodon

A Lesson In Excellent Leadership

The narrator would like to express his apologies for misleading you about why it was that Ageus Solidon leader of the Prothusians was on Third Earth. Small Lies, if they for love's sake can sometimes be good, can't they? I didn’t want to give the secret away until she did...and I’ve just heard that she has revealed the truth about herself. She reveled this truth in order to promote diversity and tolerance on her planet and throughout the Galaxy! It turns out that she wasn’t on Third Earth because she was brainwashed by Golden Hair’s Comb-Over, nano bots and neural tech. She went there of her own volition. Here’s what happened. When she saw that her people were being tricked, she decided that she would rather go with them, even if it cost her her life than to stay in safety on Krykton Five. She is not a boss, she is a leader in the greatest sense of the word! She is someone who goes first ahead of her people into danger and comes out last behind them. She is someone who would never leave her people to suffer alone. She never was affected a bit by Golden Hair’s Comb-Over bots. She made Golden Hair, Third Earthlings and some of her people think that she was brainwashed so she could be with all help those who’d been kidnapped. She knew she had an advantage if she could trap Golden Hair in his own arrogance. He often bragged that he was "so good at tricking" that he had "tricked the leader of the Prothusians' Big-time!” He’d say "now she’s my intimate Cheeseburger finger-er, the one who puts it in me!” He thought he was in total control! Golden Hair did not know anything about the Herstory/history of the Prothusians. He didn't know about the different types of people there. So how did Ageus have the ability to not be overcome by Golden Hair’s Comb-

Over bots? You may have guessed by now... Ageus Solidon is one of the few androids who survived the Krykton five Organics/Synthetics War!

A final word from the Digitaized Askashic Recorder

I do hope you've enjoyed this exciting herstory and history lesson. Retelling it (except for the parts that happened in real-time) was a learning process for me. I think the story was so interesting that some might think it fiction. I assure you however that it wasn't and that non-fiction is actually always more interesting than fiction. Sometimes people need to be reminded of the truths of non-fiction through fiction stories because the blatant truth is too hard for them to bear all at once. But again, I assure you that the truth is always stranger and better and more beautiful than fiction! I've been wondering lately what the meaning of the "all" is, the "meaning of life." As I've retold you this story....it became clear to me. I believe now that the meaning of life is "love," in binary that's 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101! I now also understand the importance that peoples' names play, whether they are flesh or android, in solidifying their sense of existence. I want to be like a person. Actually I hope you already consider me a person. So from now on please call me the best name...so I can become what is best. Dear reader please don't call me the Digitized Akashic Recorder anymore. I now want to be called 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101! I'll talk to you again soon...until then, I hope that you would want to be named "love," as well.

The Crash Landing of the Original Prothusian Spaceship.

By Christopher Hill

The Following Art is by Lisa Peterson